Poll No. 10: Oldies But Goodies
Which former TFFL team would owners most like to see return? Er, make that team(s). Collard Greens and the Weathermen each garnered six votes to tie for top honors in this popularity contest. Hominy Swampers was the only other team to receive a vote.

Poll No. 9: Life Without TFFL
What would you do if TFFL disappeared? Wake up, hopefully, said six of 11 voters, who would pinch themselves and hope to wake up from a nightmare if this ever happened. Three folks would mourn briefly and then move on. One would quit fantasy football altogether, while another cruel soul would laugh like hell. Someone won't be returning next season!

Poll No. 8: The Vanishing Poll
This one disappeared like a fart in the wind.

Poll No. 7: I'll Take TFFL Titles for $500, Alex
Clearly, the "Which would you most like to see happen?" poll suffered from the poll host being down for like two weeks. Bastards! At any rate, two folks said the thing they'd most like to see happen would be for their team to win the TFFL championship. Good for you, guys, but my vote went for the N.C. State hoopsters winning the NCAA Tournament. A man can dream, can't he?

Poll No. 6: It's Priest's World
Who would be the No. 1 pick if you had to do it all over again? Without a doubt, voters (all eight of them) decided in a clean sweep that Chiefs running back Priest Holmes would be their guy. Most teams didn't have a shot at him in the first place, since he went No. 3 overall to Heelbillys behind Ricky Williams (T-Bird2) and LaDainian Tomlinson (Berserkers).

Poll No. 5: Things That Make You Go 'DAMMIT!'
It doesn't take long for preseason gleam to wear off some players. File this one with the "fantasy football is 100 percent luck" fodder ... Donovan McNabb is worthless! Or so said three voters, who chose the Eagles quarterback as the biggest fantasy bust of the season. The oft-injured Marshall Faulk and David "You Must Have Me Confused for a TE" Boston received coveted runner-up honors with two votes apiece, while Aaron "Smiley Face" Brooks got one vote. Corey "Trade Me to Big D" Dillon, Curtis Martin and the incomparable Mike Vick have been pretty/totally worthless but no one seems to mind.

Poll No. 4: Throw the White Guy the Damn Ball
In a stunning display of domination not seen this side of the most recent N.C. State-North Carolina football game, Joe Jurevicius ran away with "Best White WR in the Game" honors with nine of 14 votes. The artist formerly known as "Easy" Ed McCaffrey garnered two votes despite a recent slip in production, while Drew Bennett, Marc Boerigter and Wayne Chrebet all picked up a vote each. No love: Tim Dwight, Brian Finneran, Ricky Proehl, Bill Schroeder, Brandon Stokley.

Poll No. 3: Hot Items in Week 1
Week 1 saw several big surprises fantasy-wise, with seven Sunday performers putting up eye-catching stats. Of those seven, three voters decided Cardinals rookie wide receiver Anquan Boldin would be worth the quarter it cost to sign him. Interestingly enough, no one signed Boldin! So much for poll results. The one guy on this list who did get signed -- Cowboys WR Joey Galloway -- got two of the other three votes, with Jaguars quarterback Mark Brunell picking up the other. Cardinals QB Jeff Blake, Panthers QB Jake Delhomme, Falcons QB Doug Johnson and Cowboys RB Aveion Cason all whiffed with voters.

Poll No. 2: Let's Compare Johnsons
So, ladies everywhere want to know: Who has TFFL's best "Johnson" (snicker, snicker)? The votes have been tallied, and the winner is: The Jayhawks! Chad received four votes -- two more than runner-up Brad of Berserkers fame. Checking in with one vote each were Andre of the Carolina Killers, Kevin of T-Bird2 and Larry (who was released not long after this poll was posted) of Springfield Isotopes. The Gamblers have a Johnson (Keyshawn), but it wasn't worth voting for.

Poll No. 1: Draft Prep
How do you prepare for the draft? In the case of two voters, too much! Double-digit hours of cheat sheets and mock drafts? C'mon! Who are these two people? (OK, OK, the Commish is one). This is clearly a cry for help. At any rate, our other voters all still have their sanity, as four said they did single-digit hours of research and created their own cheat sheets, while four others printed out some online cheat sheets. No one looked at someone else's magazine/sheets during draft, and not one soul -- not even the guy who didn't show and was on auto-Commish for part of the time -- selected "No show; go with Auto-Commish"! Go figure.