The 2003 draft took place Saturday, Aug. 16, at 2 p.m. at the Commish's house in Clayton. Neither the Berserkers nor Jellypop Fighters were in attendance.
Round 1
1. T-Bird2 -- Ricky Williams, RB, Dolphins
2. The Berserkers -- LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, Chargers
3. Heelbillys -- Priest Holmes, RB, Chiefs
4. Carolina Killers -- Clinton Portis, RB, Broncos
5. Wile E. Coyotes -- Mike Vick, QB, Falcons
6. The Gamblers -- Shaun Alexander, RB, Seahawks
7. Jellypop Fighters -- Marshall Faulk, RB, Rams
8. The Jayhawks -- Deuce McAllister, RB, Saints
9. Springfield Isotopes -- Randy Moss, WR, Vikings
10. Alabama Strippers -- Jamal Lewis, RB, Ravens
Round 2
11. Alabama Strippers -- Donovan McNabb, QB, Eagles
12. Springfield Isotopes -- Drew Bledsoe, QB, Bills
13. The Jayhawks -- Travis Henry, RB, Bills
14. Jellypop Fighters -- Ahman Green, RB, Packers
15. The Gamblers -- Edgerrin James, RB, Colts
16. Wile E. Coyotes -- Marvin Harrison, WR, Colts
17. Carolina Killers -- Terrell Owens, WR, 49ers
18. Heelbillys -- Daunte Culpepper, QB, Vikings
19. The Berserkers -- Tiki Barber, RB, Giants
20. T-Bird2 -- Eric Moulds, WR, Bills
Round 3
21. T-Bird2 -- Peyton Manning, QB, Colts
22. The Berserkers -- Rich Gannon, QB, Raiders
23. Heelbillys -- Corey Dillon, RB, Bengals
24. Carolina Killers -- Charlie Garner, RB, Raiders
25. Wile E. Coyotes -- Fred Taylor, RB, Jaguars
26. The Gamblers -- William Green, RB, Browns
27. Jellypop Fighters -- Jeff Garcia, QB, 49ers
28. The Jayhawks -- Stephen Davis, RB, Panthers
29. Springfield Isotopes -- David Boston, WR, Chargers
30. Alabama Strippers -- Eddie George, RB, Titans
Round 4
31. Alabama Strippers -- Curtis Martin, RB, Jets
32. Springfield Isotopes -- Plaxico Burress, WR, Steelers
33. The Jayhawks -- Koren Robinson, WR, Seahawks
34. Jellypop Fighters -- Joe Horn, WR, Saints
35. The Gamblers -- Torry Holt, WR, Rams
36. Wile E. Coyotes -- Peerless Price, WR, Falcons
37. Carolina Killers -- Donald Driver, WR, Packers
38. Heelbillys -- Rod Smith, WR, Broncos
39. The Berserkers -- Hines Ward, WR, Steelers
40. T-Bird2 -- Antowain Smith, RB, Patriots
Round 5
41. T-Bird2 -- Amani Toomer, WR, Giants
42. The Berserkers -- Tony Gonzalez, TE, Chiefs
43. Heelbillys -- Laveranues Coles, WR, Redskins
44. Carolina Killers -- Aaron Brooks, QB, Saints
45. Wile E. Coyotes -- Isaac Bruce, WR, Rams
46. The Gamblers -- Darrell Jackson, WR, Seahawks
47. Jellypop Fighters -- Todd Heap, TE, Ravens
48. The Jayhawks -- Chad Johnson, WR, Bengals
49. Springfield Isotopes -- Kevan Barlow, RB, 49ers
50. Alabama Strippers -- Jeremy Shockey, TE, Giants
Round 6
51. Alabama Strippers -- Rod Gardner, WR, Redskins
52. Springfield Isotopes -- Michael Bennett, RB, Vikings
53. The Jayhawks -- Kurt Warner, QB, Rams
54. Jellypop Fighters -- Buccaneers defense
55. The Gamblers -- Brett Favre, QB, Packers
56. Wile E. Coyotes -- Amos Zereoue, RB, Steelers
57. Carolina Killers -- Troy Hambrick, RB, Cowboys
58. Heelbillys -- Anthony Thomas, RB, Bears
59. The Berserkers -- Derrick Mason, WR, Titans
60. T-Bird2 -- James Stewart, RB, Lions
Round 7
61. T-Bird2 -- Marcus Pollard, TE, Colts
62. The Berserkers -- Marty Booker, WR, Bears
63. Heelbillys -- Jimmy Smith, WR, Jaguars
64. Carolina Killers -- Jerry Porter, WR, Raiders
65. Wile E. Coyotes -- Eagles defense
66. The Gamblers -- Panthers defense
67. Jellypop Fighters -- Jerome Bettis, RB, Steelers
68. The Jayhawks -- Donte Stallworth, WR, Saints
69. Springfield Isotopes -- Trent Green, QB, Chiefs
70. Alabama Strippers -- Jerry Rice, WR, Raiders
Round 8
71. Alabama Strippers -- Falcons defense
72. Springfield Isotopes -- Frank Wycheck, TE, Titans
73. The Jayhawks -- Matt Hasselbeck, QB, Seahawks
74. Jellypop Fighters -- Curtis Conway, WR, Jets
75. The Gamblers -- Quincy Morgan, WR, Browns
76. Wile E. Coyotes -- Onterrio Smith, RB, Vikings
77. Carolina Killers -- Charles Rogers, WR, Lions
78. Heelbillys -- Jake Plummer, QB, Broncos
79. The Berserkers -- Trung Canidate, RB, Redskins
80. T-Bird2 -- James Thrash, WR, Eagles
Round 9
81. T-Bird2 -- Chad Pennington, QB, Jets
82. The Berserkers -- Sebastian Janikowski, K, Raiders
83. Heelbillys -- Bubba Franks, TE, Packers
84. Carolina Killers -- Tommy Maddox, QB, Steelers
85. Wile E. Coyotes -- Troy Brown, WR, Patriots
86. The Gamblers -- Steve McNair, QB, Titans
87. Jellypop Fighters -- Jay Feely, K, Falcons
88. The Jayhawks -- Warrick Dunn, RB, Falcons
89. Springfield Isotopes -- Stacey Mack, RB, Texans
90. Alabama Strippers -- Correll Buckhalter, RB, Eagles
Round 10
91. Alabama Strippers -- Duce Staley, RB, Eagles
92. Springfield Isotopes -- Ravens defense
93. The Jayhawks -- Steelers defense
94. Jellypop Fighters -- Chris Redman, QB, Ravens
95. The Gamblers -- Keyshawn Johnson, WR, Buccaneers
96. Wile E. Coyotes -- Drew Brees, QB, Chargers
97. Carolina Killers -- Randy McMichael, TE, Dolphins
98. Heelbillys -- Dolphins defense
99. The Berserkers -- Patriots defense
100. T-Bird2 -- David Akers, K, Eagles
Round 11
101. T-Bird2 -- Chris Chambers, WR, Dolphins
102. The Berserkers -- Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
103. Heelbillys -- Cowboys defense
104. Carolina Killers -- Packers defense
105. Wile E. Coyotes -- Muhsin Muhammad, WR, Panthers
106. The Gamblers -- Mike Vanderjagt, K, Colts
107. Jellypop Fighters -- Travis Taylor, WR, Ravens
108. The Jayhawks -- Todd Pinkston, WR, Eagles
109. Springfield Isotopes -- Shannon Sharpe, TE, Broncos
110. Alabama Strippers -- Josh Reed, WR, Bills
Round 12
111. Alabama Strippers -- Billy Miller, TE, Texans
112. Springfield Isotopes -- Antonio Bryant, WR, Cowboys
113. The Jayhawks -- Alge Crumpler, TE, Falcons
114. Jellypop Fighters -- T.J. Duckett, RB, Falcons
115. The Gamblers -- Christian Fauria, TE, Patriots
116. Wile E. Coyotes -- John Carney, K, Saints
117. Carolina Killers -- Doug Jolley, TE, Raiders
118. Heelbillys -- Emmitt Smith, RB, Cardinals
119. The Berserkers -- Martin Gramatica, K, Buccaneers
120. T-Bird2 -- Tim Brown, WR, Raiders
Round 13
121. T-Bird2 -- Chad Lewis, TE, Eagles
122. The Berserkers -- Garrison Hearst, RB, 49ers
123. Heelbillys -- Jason Elam, K, Broncos
124. Carolina Killers -- Ashley Lelie, WR, Broncos
125. Wile E. Coyotes -- Mike Alstott, RB, Buccaneers
126. The Gamblers -- Moe Williams, RB, Vikings
127. Jellypop Fighters -- Tai Streets, WR, 49ers
128. The Jayhawks -- Marc Bulger, QB, Rams
129. Springfield Isotopes -- Jeff Wilkins, K, Rams
130. Alabama Strippers -- Kerry Collins, QB, Giants
Round 14
131. Alabama Strippers -- Titans defense
132. Springfield Isotopes -- Chargers defense
133. The Jayhawks -- Kevin Faulk, RB, Patriots
134. Jellypop Fighters -- Robert Ferguson, WR, Packers
135. The Gamblers -- Eddie Kennison, WR, Chiefs
136. Wile E. Coyotes -- Antwaan Randle-El, WR, Steelers
137. Carolina Killers -- Marcell Shipp, RB, Cardinals
138. Heelbillys -- Olindo Mare, K, Dolphins
139. The Berserkers -- Brad Johnson, QB, Buccaneers
140. T-Bird2 -- Reggie Wayne, WR, Colts
Round 15
141. T-Bird2 -- Redskins defense
142. The Berserkers -- Santana Moss, WR, Jets
143. Heelbillys -- DeShaun Foster, RB, Panthers
144. Carolina Killers -- Andre Johnson, WR, Texans
145. Wile E. Coyotes -- LaMont Jordan, RB, Jets
146. The Gamblers -- Brian Finneran, WR, Falcons
147. Jellypop Fighters -- Joe Nedney, K, Titans
148. The Jayhawks -- Deion Branch, WR, Patriots
149. Springfield Isotopes -- James Mungro, RB, Colts
150. Alabama Strippers -- Ed McCaffrey, WR, Broncos
Round 16
151. Alabama Strippers -- Wayne Chrebet, WR, Jets
152. Springfield Isotopes -- Larry Johnson, RB, Chiefs
153. The Jayhawks -- Ryan Longwell, K, Packers
154. Jellypop Fighters -- Saints defense
155. The Gamblers -- Raiders defense
156. Wile E. Coyotes -- Stephen Alexander, TE, Chargers
157. Carolina Killers -- Adam Vinatieri, K, Patriots
158. Heelbillys -- Wesley Walls, TE, Packers
159. The Berserkers -- Mike Anderson, RB, Broncos
160. T-Bird2 -- Kevin Johnson, WR, Browns
Round 17
161. T-Bird2 -- Willis McGahee, RB, Bills
162. The Berserkers -- Jets defense
163. Heelbillys -- Javon Walker, WR, Packers
164. Carolina Killers -- Seahawks defense
165. Wile E. Coyotes -- Broncos defense
166. The Gamblers -- Anthony Becht, TE, Jets
167. Jellypop Fighters -- no pick
168. The Jayhawks -- Ladell Betts, RB, Redskins
169. Springfield Isotopes -- Kelly Holcomb, QB, Browns
170. Alabama Strippers -- Mike Hollis, K, Giants
Round 18
171. Alabama Strippers -- Morten Andersen, K, Chiefs
172. Springfield Isotopes -- Jeff Reed, K, Steelers
173. The Jayhawks -- Bills defense
174. Jellypop Fighters -- no pick
175. The Gamblers -- Kordell Stewart, QB, Bears
176. Wile E. Coyotes -- Joey Harrington, QB, Lions
177. Carolina Killers -- Steve Christie, K, Chargers
178. Heelbillys -- Patrick Ramsey, QB, Redskins
179. The Berserkers -- no pick
180. T-Bird2 -- Jaguars defense