2002 All-TFFL Teams

The First Team

Quarterback
Peyton Manning

Wile E. Coyotes
235 points in 16 starts
Drafted: 1st Round, 4th overall

For the fourth consecutive season, Peyton will finish No. 2 overall in points, but at least this year he broke through for TFFL first-team honors.

Running Back
Priest Holmes

The Jayhawks
247 points in 14 starts
Drafted: 2nd Round, 13th overall

Never has a Priest been cursed so many times. Team owners/GMs/coaches who passed on Holmes in the draft missed out on the greatest TFFL season by a RB ever. Despite missing the final two weeks of the season, Priest became the first RB to lead the league in scoring.

Running Back
Ricky Williams

The Gamblers
201 points in 16 starts
Drafted: 1st Round, 10th overall

It took a move from New Orleans to Miami and Norv Turner's offense to bring out the best in Ricky, who can leave his helmet on for post-game interviews as far as Dave is concerned.

Running Back
Shaun Alexander

Carolina Killers
166 points in 15 starts
Drafted: 1st Round, 5th overall

Other than an amazing 52-point Week 4, Shaun looked like a slight bust halfway through the season. He finished strong, however, and helped catapult da Killahs in the standings.

Wide Receiver
Terrell Owens

The Weathermen
145 points in 16 starts
Drafted: 1st Round, 6th overall

How will T.O. celebrate his second-straight All-TFFL selection? Sharpie? Been there. Pom-poms? Done that. Actually, Terrell couldn't decide what his next act would be, so he just took the final two weeks of the season off. Hey, if Randy Moss can take plays off, why not?

Wide Receiver
Marvin Harrison

Jellypop Fighters
132 points in 16 starts
Drafted: 2nd Round, 12th overall

What's an All-TFFL team without him? Despite a slip in point production (his last three seasons: 154, 145 and 145 points, respectively), it's Marvin's fourth straight selection.

Tight End
Tony Gonzalez

The Berserkers
61 points in 16 starts
Drafted: 3rd Round, 22nd overall

Touchdown Tony had his thunder stolen away by Priest Holmes, and 61 points is a bit of a disappointment for someone of his draft status. Bubba Franks was only two points behind him and came at a much cheaper price.

Kicker
Ryan Longwell

The Weathermen
132 points in 17 starts
Drafted: 16th Round, 155th overall

A member of the 2001 Flushes Team, Longwell turned it around in 2002 under the tutelage of kicking connoisseur Bubba Baysden (a Weathermen kicker also graced the 2001 first team). Hey Bubba, think you can do anything for Wolfie Adam Kiker?

Defense
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Carolina Killers
165 points in 15 starts
Drafted: 10th Round, 96th overall

Even Killer quarterback Mike Vick couldn't crack the Bucs 'D' in 2002. Yup, they were so bad-ass, they almost kicked a coach's ass ("Put on a jersey, Sherman!").


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    The Second Unit

    Quarterback
    Rich Gannon

    Jellypop Fighters
    231 points in 16 starts
    Who needs creatine when there's Metamucil.

    Running Backs
    Clinton Portis

    Jellypop Fighters
    165 points in 14 starts
    If you plugged Ray Robinson into Mike Shanahan's backfield, would he score 16 touchdowns? Hmmm ... nah!

    LaDainian Tomlinson
    Wile E. Coyotes
    157 points in 16 starts
    I'm willing to bet L.T. has made Chargers fans forget all about those nasty Natrone Means years.

    Deuce McAllister
    The Jayhawks
    151 points in 14 starts
    The Commish is still trying to get over those four long touchdown runs Deuce had called back because of bogus holding penalties.

    Wide Receivers
    Eric Moulds

    T-Bird2
    101 points in 16 starts
    Funny how a change from Flutie/Rob Johnson/Van Pelt to Bledsoe made him so much better.

    Amani Toomer
    Wile E. Coyotes
    100 points in 16 starts
    No, your eyes aren't deceiving you.

    Tight End
    Bubba Franks

    The Weathermen
    59 points in 17 starts
    Note from Packer TE predecessor Mark Chmura: Avoid teen-aged girls. Check that: Avoid getting caught with teen-aged girls in bathrooms at post-prom parties.

    Kicker
    Olindo Mare

    Wile E. Coyotes
    118 points in 16 starts
    Surprisingly, I can't think of anything to say about Olindo Mare.

    Defense
    Philadelphia Eagles

    T-Bird2
    140 points in 15 starts
    Eagles fans can't boo their team anymore. What are they to do?


    2002 Flushes

    Quarterback
    Kurt Warner

    Heelbillys
    12 points in 3 starts
    Drafted: 1st Round, 3rd overall
    From points champ to points chump.

    Running Backs
    Anthony Thomas

    The Bottlerockets
    43 points in 11 starts
    Drafted: 3rd Round, 21st overall
    Roncho knocked the A-Train off track.

    Michael Pittman
    Gamblers/Fighters/Jayhawks
    0 points in 3 starts
    Drafted: 5th Round, 50th overall
    He was worse with the Bucs than the Cards. Go figure.

    Wide Receivers
    David Boston

    The Weathermen
    18 points in 10 starts
    Drafted: 2nd Round, 15th overall
    The Arizona abyss is swallowing him whole.

    Tim Brown
    The Gamblers
    22 points in 8 starts
    Drafted: 3rd Round, 30th overall
    Hope you have your IRA in order, Tim. It's time for that retirement party.

    Terry Glenn
    T-Bird2/Weathermen
    9 points in 10 starts
    Drafted: 5th Round, 47th overall
    The Tuna was sooo right. Glenn's a pussy.

    Tight End
    Jeremy Shockey

    Heelbillys
    22 points in 14 starts
    Drafted: 8th Round, 78th overall
    Pretty good in real life, wasn't worth the hype fantasy-wise.

    Kicker
    Sebastian Janikowski

    Carolina Killers
    10 points in 1 start
    Drafted: 16th Round, 156th overall
    Hodges didn't give him a chance, but he's an easy target.

    Defense
    St. Louis Rams

    Bottlerockets
    33 points in 6 starts
    Drafted: 9th Round, 81st overall
    Captain Dre' and crew were the second defense selected in the draft.

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