S5 ALL-TFFL TEAM

SEASON V ALL-TFFL TEAM

DAUNTE CULPEPPER, QB
BERSERKERS
281 points in 14 weeks
OK, we'll admit it: The 'Hawks
are dumb, dumb, dumb -- but
Kevin Ring and Dennis Green,
them are some smart dudes.

MATT STOVER, K
BOTTLEROCKETS
151 points in 16 weeks
The Bottlerocks have the stunning
red-zone ineptitude of Tony Banks
and Trent Dilfer to thank for
most of these points.

MARSHALL FAULK, RB
BOTTLEROCKETS
222 points in 16 weeks
We have witnessed the greatest
fantasy season by a running back
ever -- 26 touchdowns! And to
think Terrell Davis was actually
drafted ahead of him.

EDGERRIN JAMES, RB
BERSERKERS
173 points in 16 weeks
In one season his looks haven't
improved -- but his point
production has! The No. 1 pick
picked up the pace by 15 points
in his second year.

RANDY MOSS, WR
JAYHAWKS
170 points in 16 weeks
He has still yet to live up to
his 189-point rookie season, but
the past two haven't been bad.
Went a whole year without beating
up any white people! (we think)

MARVIN HARRISON, WR
JELLYPOP FIGHTERS
145 points in 16 weeks
Talk about consistency -- Marvelous
Marvin duplicated last season's
point total in 2001. At least McGee
made one good pick in his first
year! (No. 11 overall)

EDDIE GEORGE, RB
GAMBLERS
149 points in 16 weeks
Hard to believe he was drafted
ahead of Faulk, but Eddie still
had a great season, barely keeping
the Gambler out of the TFFL cellar.
Scored an all-time high 16 TDs.

TONY GONZALEZ, TE
WEATHERMEN
91 points in 17 weeks
Not much of a surprise here;
the race for TE honors ended
for all intensive purposes in
Week 9 when Wesley Walls went
down with the dreaded ACL tear.

RAVENS DEFENSE
BOTTLEROCKETS
168 points in 16 weeks
Hey, aren't Brian Billick teams
supposed to be geared around the
offense? One thing is for
sure: Ray Lewis won't be invited
to the TFFL Super Bowl party.

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SECOND TEAM

These guys wanted a first-team trophy real bad, but they instead get the crummy certificate with the commish's signature and some gold-foil seal on it.

QB -- Peyton Manning, Hominy Swampers. 270 points in 16 starts.
RB -- Fred Taylor, Carolina Killers. 138 points in 12 starts.
RB -- Mike Anderson, The Jayhawks. 127 points in 10 starts.
RB -- Robert Smith, The Jayhawks. 122 points in 15 starts.
WR -- Derrick Alexander, Hominy Swampers. 110 points in 15 starts.
WR -- Tim Brown, Hominy Swampers. 101 points in 15 starts.
TE -- Shannon Sharpe, The Jayhawks. 52 points in 16 starts.
K -- Sebastian Janikowski, The Weathermen. 122 points in 17 starts.
D -- Raiders, The Jayhawks. 133 points in 14 starts.

2000 FLUSHES

If it wasn't for bad luck, some owners would have no luck at all. Here's some high draft picks that turned out to be major disappointments because they either: (a) got hurt or (b) just plain sucked.

QB -- Cade McNown, formerly of Berserkers and Jayhawks. 4 points in 2 starts.
Drafted in fourth round, pick No. 34 (No. 7 QB). Some owner actually thought he'd be better than Daunte Culpepper based on Week 1 performances. What a dummy!
RB -- Terrell Davis, Weathermen. 8 points in 6 starts.
Drafted in first round, pick No. 5 (No. 3 RB). The double whammy: He was mostly hurt, and when he wasn't, he just plain sucked.
RB -- Duce Staley, formerly of Jayhawks. 11 points in 5 starts.
Drafted in third round, pick No. 21 (No. 11 RB). At least he had one good week.
RB -- Dorsey Levens, formerly of Hominy Swampers. 0 points in 2 starts.
Drafted in third round, pick No. 23 (No. 13 RB). Started the season hurt, ended the season hurt.
WR -- Michael Westbrook, formerly of Berserkers. 0 points in 2 starts.
Drafted in third round, pick No. 27 (No. 8 WR). Pop went the ACL in Week 2.
WR -- Joey Galloway, formerly of Bottlerockets. 7 points in 1 start.
Drafted in fourth round, pick No. 35 (No. 10 WR). Became first member of the 2000 ACL club in Week 1.
TE -- Wesley Walls, formerly of Gamblers. 19 points in 8 starts.
Drafted in fourth round, pick No. 37 (No. 2 TE). Walls died in Week 9 with the dreaded "torn ACL." The Gamblers' season was over before even then.
K -- Brett Conway, formerly of Hominy Swampers. 12 points in 3 starts.
Drafted in 10th round, pick No. 98 (No. 6 K). Coming to an Arena Football team near you.
D -- Rams, formerly of Gamblers. 59 points in 8 starts.
Drafted in eighth round, pick No. 77 (No. 1 defense). Not what you want to see from the top pick among defenses.

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