Jerry's Swatch Top Ten List (Updated 7/97)

What is Swatch Top Ten List?

In the tradition of David Letterman's Top Ten, I try to list Top Ten things about Swatch. The List is made for the purpose of fun only. If you have the Top Ten Funny List about Swatch please contribute it to me, I will put it in this page.

Top Ten Possible Events that Swatch might make a special edition watch for them.

10. Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson Wedding.

9. Dr. Kevorkian's 100th patient.

8. One of the Rocks in Mars is named Swatch.

7. Evander "Butthead" Hollyfield vs. "Earon" Mike Tyson III.

6. World 2000, I Was There.

5. The Spice Girls 60th Anniversary.

4. Bill Gates joins Heaven's Gates.

3. PeeWee vs. Mr. Bean in Mortal Kombat.

2. Swatch becomes a special province in China.

1. Ozone Man become President.

Top Ten Ways Swatch Watch Would Be Different if Nicholas Hayek Sr. Had Never Been Born

10. Digital Swatch.

9. Buy One, Get One Free Swatch.

8. Choose one of Two Models GB101 or GB701.

7. Swatch What?

6. Swatch will be Fossilized.

5. G-Swatch.

4. We are going to celebrate 100,000 Swatch in the Year 2000.

3. Chapter 11.

2. Jerry's Swatch Megalink consist only one useless link to this site.

1. Swatch, Made in China.

Top Ten Things Man Should Not Say Loud in Swatch Collectors Meeting

10. Well, this is my "First"

9. Can I touch your "Bikini"?

8. How much for the "Real Stuff"?

7. Look at mine, is it "Big Rock" or "Big Enuff"?

6. I love "Freeride"

5. Mom, I want "Sex-Teaze"

4. Let's get "X-Rated"

3. "Turn Around" babe.

2. Lady, I have seen your "Papaya Swing"

1. I'll give you my "Black Hawk", if you give me your "Pink Nugget"

Top Ten Dr. Koverkian's Swatch watch (it's not related to Dr. Kevorkian, but his job is the same)

10. Black Out.

9. White Out.

8. Pulsometer.

7. Bloody Reality.

6. Heartstone.

5. Enjoy It!

4. Time to Move.

3. Hole in One.

2. Perfect Timing.

1. Rush for Heaven.

Top Ten Things that you always want to know about Swatch but afraid to ask (Thanks to Woody Allen for borrowing the title).

10. Is Salma Hayek - Nick Jr.'s Sister?

9. How much does Swatch pay for the designer of Skizzo?

8. How much does Swatch pay for its Webmaster for never updating the site?

7. Is Space People's hands for adult only? (for those who does not know this try to play around with the hands to see what it will look like).

6. Is Smilla have an affair with Stripp?

5. Is Looka the son of La Devoreuse?

4. Is Sam Francis the color version of Skizzo?

3. Is it Yoko's in the Film No. 4?

2. Is Oigol Oro Grandpa of Looka?

1. Is Putti death, choked by the cigarette smoke?

Top Ten Signs of New Swatch Collector.

10. Buy Irony, because the other models are plastics.

9. Think of Adult Video when someone in store talking about Sex-Teaze, X-Rated, Sax, Sailor's Joy, and Pink Nugget.

8. Marking most of the Swatches in Swatch 82-92 book, and believe he/she get all the money to buy.

7. Give kids Breakfast Set box for playing with dolls.

6. Never wear Swatch, because he/she thinks the value already increase 100 times.

5. Think of Jelly Fish as Original Jelly Fish, and freak out for a good deal he/she had.

4. Pay US$250 for Wheel Animal later edition (not the first edition), and think of it is only 5555 units available.

3. Believe Xmas Special Swatch is only for Christian Buyers.

2. Think of the date code in the back of the case as numbered edition.

1. Went to a Swatch Counter and asking for Kiki Picasso and Paladino Swatch.

Top Ten Signs of Extreme Collector.

10. Counting dots in Lots of Dots to find how lots is lots.

9. Eating Blue Pasta with Curry Powder.

8. Wearing Swatchbuckler. (Hi Tracey! :)

7. Gives names to the kids: Looka, Smilla, Putti, Gulp, and Blub-blub.

6. Citizenship is St. Germain.

5. Imagining and counting Black Sheeps before sleeping.

4. Throwing Joy of Sex book and replace it with Sex-Teaze.

3. Salways sadding sall swords swith sletter ss sin-the-front.

2. Try to spot how many people wearing Swatch in TV today and scream Ooongawah!

1. Greeting people with "Meeeooowww!"

Jerry S. Justianto lives in Jakarta-Indonesia, married to Rika with four lovely daughters Cinta (love),  Cantik (pretty), Ceria (Happy) and Cemerlang (Bright).  This homepage is for personal hobbies only.
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