Here We Go
By: Jennifer
The Concept:
The guys are playing baskeball against some BSB
wannabes. It's that simple.
The Video:
The all do some thing like "nnnnnnNNNNNSYNC!!!" and
run out, onto the basketball court. They get ready,
(Lance feels up on JC) do another "nnnnnNNNNNNSYNC!!"
thing, and start to play!! Well, actually, they dance
first, some gay ass pansy dance. Anyways, when Justin
sings "Ya know the partys here!" Look where he points!
(huhuhuhuh...Huhhuhh....*slap*) They show some playing
and guess who scores the first points! JUSTIN! Justin
does some little dance where his hands go on his head
and..I don't even know what the hell he's doing!
They show the guys dancing in front of the big
basketball (Anyone get the feeling that this whole
video was Justin's idea?) and note how tight Lance's
white pants are. Could the get any tighter? I hope he
doesn't start his period! (My sister came up with that
one and I thought it was hella funny so I had to use
it!)
"Here we go..." (What the hell are they doing?) "One
more time, everybody's feeling fine..." (These guys
CANNOT dance)
JC does toe touches better that me!
Notice how all those signs in the audience say stuff
like "I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!!!" or "MARRY ME JC!!!"
There's probably one out there that says "I'M PREGNANT
JOEY!!" or "JOEY!! KAYLA NEEDS DIAPERS!!"
Lance is being a queer again and stuffs the ball under
his shirt. (Uh Oh! He can't start his period! He's
pregnant! God damn Joey! It's lonely on the road)
Joey talks to a skanky cheerleader and gets beaned in
the head by the ball. Then Justin is like "WHAT THE
FUCK JOEY!! Save your orgies for the hotel rooms!!"
The BSBers score a point
Joey makes some points and we get a glimpse up hims
shorts (Mmmmm....ooooo....*slap* Back to the review
Jennifer!)
Joey ducks and Chris jumps on his back to make some
points (You know, if that was the other way around,
somebody would have died.....*coughChriscough*)
NSync win the game....big surprise there. (For once,
I'd like to see the group that's making the video,
lose. Now THAT would be original)
They lift Justin up on their shoulders (Another big
suprise there)
They have a big party (Which I'm sure turned into a
big orgy after the camera were turned off)
At the end, Lance gets on Joey's shoulders (Now I
REALLY hope Lance doesn't start his period...) and
Justin motions for Chris to jump on his back, and he
does, and looks like a dumbass when doing it.
My Thoughts:
Lance and Joey are REALLY touchy feely in this video.
When I was pausing my tape to do the review, I kept
pausing it at the scariest parts. JC looked like an
alligator in one, he looked like the Scream guy in
another. It was funny.
WTF was Chris wearing on his head? And WTF was up with
his hair? Chris was a disaster in this video.
I bet when Chris had to make that free throw, Justin
really threw it and that video magic made it look like
Chris did.
It would have been funny if they had to stop the game,
and they handed Lance a plunger, cause when he flushed
that pad down the toilet, it didn't work. (It says
rights on the package Lance! They are not flushable!)
Overall rating:
Joey: *** (Joey's hair was not working)
Lance: * (Those white pants...shudder)
Justin: **** (Justin looked pretty decent in this vid.
He was just kinda into himself)
Chris: ** (The hair and the head thingie? No...)
JC: * (Those facial expressions when I paused my VCR
scared me for life)
Video ** (It sucked)
