NSYNC Roadtrip
By: Jen
Driving: JC
Passenger Seat: Me (God help me)
Second seat back: Lance and Chris
Last seat back: Joey and Justin
We're driving quite peacefully down the highway. Lance screams.
Jen: What's wrong?
Lance: CHRIS BIT ME!!
Chris: Did not!
Jen: Chris, isn't that a little immature?
Chris: I didn't bite him!
JC: SHUUUUUUT UUUUUP!!!
Jen: *smacks JC* SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
Justin: Yo, I be havin a headache. Could ya'll shut up?
Lance: My arm hurts. What if Chris has rabies?
Jen: Hey, what if he does? That'd suck for you.
Chris: I don't have rabies.
Jen: Maybe we better stop off at an animal shleter just to be sure.
JC: WE'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!! DO YOU SEE AN ANIMAL SHELTER??
Jen: You need to lower your voice Bun Bun.
Justin: Bun bun?
Joey: Buns? Where?
JC: GWWWAR!
Jen: Woah, sweetie, you wanna let me drive?
JC: No.
Lance: JENNNNNN!!! My arm hurts!!
Jen: Put some pressure on it or something.
Lance: But it's not bleeding.
Jen: Shut your mouth then.
Lance: *pouts*
Joey: I'm--
Justin: Hungry! We know homes, be quiet.
Joey: No, I was gonna say bored.
Justin: Oh...whateva.
Joey: Who wants to play the car color game?
Jen: I'll play with you Joey. I'll play anything with you baby. *licks lips*
Joey: K! You look for white cars, and I'll look for red K?
Jen: Got it, go.
We sit for about 10 minutes.
Jen: Ok, Joey, how many did you see? I got 16 white cars.
Joey: None.
Jen: What?
Joey: I didn't see any red cars.
Jen: Hello! I saw like 40 red cars pass us!
Joey: Oh, I wasn't really paying attention. I'm hungry.
Justin: Ughhh...
Jen: Dumbass..
JC: ACCKKK
Lance: JENNN!!
Jen: WHAT??
Lance: Chris licked me!
Chris: Did not!
Jen: Do I have to separate you two?
JC: ACCCKK!!
Lance: Tell him to stop rubbing my leg!!
Jen: CHRIS!! WTF are you doing??
Chris: Nothing! I'm not touching him!
JC: ACCCKKK!!!
Jen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
JC: *stares blankly* Nothing.
Jen: Right.
Lance: JEEENN!! CHRIS PEED ON ME!!
Jen: CHRIS!!
Chris: I did not!
Justin: Ugh homes. What be that smell?
Everyone looks at Joey.
Joey: It wasn't me!
Busta pops out from under the seat.
Jen: CHRIS!! I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT THAT DAMN DOG IN MY BLING BLINGIN' VAN!!
Chris: But I couldn't just LEAVE him home!
Lance: JEN! CHRIS LICKED ME AGAIN!
Jen: LANCE! IT'S THE DOG!
Lance: Oh.
JC: AAACCKKK!!!!
Jen: YOU shut your MOUTH!
JC: ACK!
JC swerves off the road and hits a cactus.
Jen: Well shit.
We all get out to inspect the damage. The whole front of the car is smashed.
Jen: Only you could cause this much damage to a car hitting a cactus. Looks like we're stuck out here. *I look around* This is gonna SUCK.
Joey: I'm hungry.
Jen: *sigh*
