You Have Reached Joey
His Message: Hey this is Joey! I'm gonna make this
very brief. For those of you who keep calling me and
leaving your number, you know what, I'm not gonna call
you back. You obviously got this number from the
internet under a false name. Mine is ******** That's
*-*-*-*-*-*-*. You have my email address, my phone
number, call me. But if I don't know you, it's not
gonna work, cause I'm not gonna call you back. If you
have something to talk to me about business, leave
your name and number, and I'll get back to you as soon
as I can.
My Message: Hey Joey!! My name is Jennifer. I know
you're not gonna call me back and I don't expect you
to. I've called before and you never called me back,
so why should I think you're going to now? You know
what? That's mean. I'm like your biggest fan, and I
put effort and time into liking you guys, and I buy
your stupid merchandise, and I tape all your TV
appearances, and what thanks do I get? None!! I get
your voice mail number one day, and get all excited
cause I might get to talk to my favorite person in the
world, so I call, give YOU, a COMPLETE STRANGER, my
home phone number, and sit by the phone for days
waiting for you to call, and you never did!! How could
you do this to me?? Then I decide to give it one more
try, so I call up your voice mail again, and you're
telling me to stop leaving my number cause you won't
call back? How wrong is that Joey!? Huh!? How does it
make you feel to make one of your biggest fans CRY?!
You know what?! Since you don't love me, maybe I
should do something drastic!! How would that make you
feel? Next time you're on TV, and you talk about your
"craziest" fan, you can talk about me and how bad you
feel for not calling me back!!!! You know what?!
-click-
I call back: I wasn't done. "If you want to save a
life, call me at ***-****....You better do it soon!!
Cause I might do something I don't wanna do!"
