Sometimes I Have Problems
By: Jen
How did this happen you ask? Well, I was sitting on my bed, staring at the wall as I do quite often, when my eyes fell upon my Joey and Justin marionettes. They looked bored too, so I decided to conversate with them. Here's the transcript.
Our time together starts out with me taking them off my cd case, and setting them in front of me, facing me. Joey just stares at me with a dumb look on his face, as usual, and Justin looked at me like he wanted to violate me. I was scared.
Jen: Hey boys! What's up?
Joey: ....
Jen: Right, so are you guys dusty? Should I get a rag and clean you off or something?
Justin: ....
Jen: Ok, I take that as a no. So, is it boring sitting up there all day, just staring at one spot?
Joey: ....
Jen: ...ok, Justin, how does it feel standing behind Joey, never seeing the light of day?
Justin: ....
Jen: Ah, I see. That does suck. Joey, you want something to eat? Some fruit? Cake? Cereal? Anyting?
Joey: ....
Jen: Ok good, cause I didn't wanna get up anyways.
Joey: ....
Jen: Justin? You want anything to eat?
Justin falls over. Strangely, he is still smiling.
Jen: Shit! You're famished! Let me get you some cornmeal or...something!
I make Justin some home cooked cornbread, and run back to my room. Justin is still laying on his back, smiling.
Jen: Justin, did Joey do something to you to make you smile like that?
Justin: .....
Jen: Oh, you need food. You can't even talk.
I lift Justin up, and put the cornbread by his mouth. He doesn't eat the food, he just continues to stare at me dumbly.
Jen: Ok bitch, I just slaved in the kitchen for 30 MINUTES!! You better eat this!
Justin: ...
Jen: Fine, I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU EAT ANY ANYWAYS!!
I throw Justin in the garbage can.
Jen: Joey? You want some?
Joey: ....
Jen: You sure?
Joey smiles at me.
Jen: Awww! Ok!
I pick Joey up and lay him in the bed next to me.
Jen: HELLZ YAH!! I am in the SAME BED as Joey! WHOOP WHOOP! NOW WHAT?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW BITCH!
Joey: ....
Jen: *ahem* Yeah....
I just layed there, smiling like a dumbass for about 4 and a half hours. My mom came in, and yelled at me for violating the puppets again. She took Joey away. *sniff* Justin is still in the garbage can.
