NSYNC Prayers
By: Jen
Yo yo!! What be up mah home-God? I'z be sayin may daily prayers now, cuz mah momma and Lance be makin me. Keep us, NSync, better den da BSB, and that shouldn't be too hard. Keep me lookin fine as ah am, and keep mah woman Brit Brit lookin good. I'z be wantin a new Benz, so You could do that too. Oh, and mah JRT necklace be losin it's shine, so if You could make that shit shine with some...I dunno, sunshine? I be happy. Peace and amen homes.
Hey God!!!!! I'm just saying my prayers. Keep my mom in your thoughts, 'cause her pasta and lasagna are getting kind of dull. I'll still eat it, but it just doesn't taste as good, Ya know? Oh yeah, why is that strip club by my house closing? Man, that was my second home! That's so unfair. AND, there's not enough food on our bus. If You could, You know, fix that, I'd be a happy boy. Food is good. Thanks a bunch! Amen.
Dear God, You must help me. PLEASE let me go solo! I have more talent then all the other guys put together!! And, I need a new whip. My other one is all worn out. Has no effect on the other guys anymore. And, Jerome has been dry lately. Now, I know crack is bad and all, but You understand, right God? You can see what I'm going through EVERY DAY, and why I need my crack. You'll forgive me right? Cool. That's groovy man. That's it for tonite! Amen.
Dearest God. Bless my mom, dad, Stacy, Ford, myself of course, *giggle* and my dear JC. Please help him. This crack addiction is getting quite bad lately, and he has been hurting me and the other --wait. I don't give two shits about the other guys. They can go to hell for all I care. HELL!!! I know you can arrange that. Well, as I was saying, help JC. He hits me, and whips me a lot, and you see, I know that he loves me, and that he doesn't mean to scare me, but the crack is making him crazy. Thank you God. Amen.
HEY GOD!!! It's me!!! Chris!! Hahahahahah!! Well, I just wanna send my blessings to a few peeps! Hahahaha! I sound like JUSTIN!! Hahahahah!! Bless my mom, Danielle, BUSTA (!!!), and the guys, ecspecially JC, because his "problem" is getting really bad. He KICKED Busta yesterday! How could you let him do that?? I cried God, CRIED!! He always beats Lance too, and Lance cries. It's pretty sad, so if you could help JC get better, it'd be nice. Thanks! Amen.
