Autumn's Convo With "Chris"
Autumn0723: HI I AM SUCH A HUUUGGGEE FAN OF *NSYNC AND OF CHRIS, JC, AND BUTTER TOO! IN FACT I PRATICE *NSYNCISM ON A REGULAR BASIS! YOU JUST TYPED, IN THIS *NSYNC CHAT RM, THAT YOU WERE CHRIS! AND I AM ALREADY GUESSING THAT YOU'RE NOT! SO UMM.... YOU'RE NOT REALLY CHRIS! SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU LIKE THAT! I JUST THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW INCASE YOU ACTUALLY HAD YOURSELF FOOLED...AFTER ALL YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO POSE AS CHRIS FROM *NSYNC ONLINE!...HELLO??!!?
Autumn0723: OH!.. WAIT! LEMMIE GUESS YOU'RE CHRIS, BUT, YOU'RE NOT LYING, B/C YOU'RE NOT CHRIS K. RIGHT!
Chris: ya who is this
Autumn0723: HELLO?
Autumn0723: OKAY! SO YOU'RE SOME OTHER CHRIS THEN?
Autumn0723: YOU'RE NOT THE," LOOK AT THE TREE!" CHRIS?
Chris: no
Autumn0723: OKAY I'M NOT IN THE CHAT RM NOW, SO I CAN STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS NOW I JUST NOTICED THAT(LOL).
Autumn0723: Oh well! At least you're not a liar... bye !
Chris: my the real chris
Autumn0723: "my the real chris," Okay... just what is that supposed to mean?
Autumn0723: I would like to think that the real Chris (from *NSYNC) is capable of spelling(lol). Hey while I'm at it, tell the other posers (off in poser land/a.k.a poser central) that there is this magical mystical thing called SPELL CHECK! If you're going to pose as Chris, his last name starts with a K YOU IDIOT!!!
Autumn0723: hello?...um are you off getting into J.C.'s crack stash?!?? Hey leave J.C.'s smack stash alone! He needs that to put that extra jump into his fly dance moves! Besides you already have your meth habit that makes your jokes ooooh soooooo funny! Hello?
Chris: lol. your not a real fan!
Autumn0723: Umm....Yes, I am! Hey! Where did you go to? Are you still there?!!? What are you doing looking at some shrubbery?
Chris: sorry
Autumn0723: What is with the s.n.? I don't think Chris would pick an s.n. like that next time pick one that has to do with his dog("Busta") or something! Okay!
Chris: lol. if i am chris how come you get to pick the s.n.?
Autumn0723: I have decided that you're not him, and that you're too dumb for that responsibility! So are you trying to tell me that you're Chris K.?
Autumn0723: Hello?
Chris: yes
Chris: ok
Autumn0723: Yes you are, or yes hello?
Autumn0723: Wha.. come again...hello? I guess you are trying to say you are him(lol)!
Chris: i'm
Autumn0723: "...typing slowly?" Is that what you are about to type, because I would really like to know before I am forced to wear dentures, am placed in a retirement HOME with the rest of the population over the age of 80! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Chris: lol. funy
Autumn0723: Hey! Type much(lol)? You're not funny, "crunk", or, "ill" enough to be Chris (from *NSYNC)! Hello still there?!??!?...
Autumn0723: Okay, well if you're Chris when is your birthday?
Autumn0723: Hey liar! Still there?!? Oh ..well! I guess you didn't even bother to reserch when Chris's b-day is(lol).
Autumn0723: ?
Autumn0723: *research
Autumn0723: Hello?
Autumn0723: Hey! No hiding behind trees I am iming you here!!! You Cheese biscuit!
Autumn0723: Okay! Well, I can see what you are typing in the chat rm and you are definitely either 5 ..or ummm like
Autumn0723: So Woooooooo-pah(rlmao)!
Chris: lol.
Chris: yes
Autumn0723: "Yes," what?
Autumn0723: I am done with you and this one sided conversation! Omg ! You are obviously not Chris (the artist formerly known as Pineapple head) from *NSYNC! In fact you are sooooo not Chris K. , I doubt your real name even has any C's in it(lol)! If you're Chris K. then I am Britney Spears(lol)!
Chris: lol.my the real Chris
Autumn0723: umm... okie whatever you're not Chris K.! So go buy buy buy some Fumanskeeto you lil' Chris wanna be!
Autumn0723: Ha-ha! You are tooo funny ...ummm so, am I supposed to believe that the only words Chris K. knows how to type are "yes" , "ok", and,"my the real Chris!"?!!? Hello?!? You type like that whole difficult to speak language (ENGLISH) just isn't your thing, or should i say,"thang," like Justin would. Ummmm.... last time I checked Chris K. was from Penn. and knew how to speak Engish!....Hello?!!?
Chris: yes
Autumn0723: Can you pleaseeeeeee for the love of *NSYNC type something other than yes! Are you still there? Hey did you go off and raid Joey's stale cheesie poof collection...stay away from the cheesie poof that resembles Sting, Joey is saving that one for J.C.'s birthday! Stay out of his snacky cakes and cheesie poofs! Joey needs those to stay (NOT FAT) but, "festively plump!" Well, anyway! If that WERE the case, then you definitely have to stick to the whole joke making, marketing clothes, singing, and dancing gigs, because grammar, and spelling....well actually the English language as a whole definitely aint your, "ThANg!" Ha-ha!
Chris: hello?