NSYNC at the Oscars
Okay now normally I don't like to rip apart people's opinions on certain subjects. In fact, I try to make a concerted effort to respect other peoples opinions, on a regular basis. However--when said people do a few guest spots on TV (Sabrina, Clueless, Touched by an Angel), a little Disney TV movie, and write a book on the subject (I can't even go there right now)...Well, it just gets my panties in a twist! I mean just WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE--Justin, Joey, Chris, JC and Lance?????? You think because you dabbled in some acting (some of you as long ago as high school--HA!!!!! & being a character at Universal Studios--DOUBLE HA!!!!) here and there, now that you're doing a movie with Tom Hanks....that now you're experts on the subject???? I THINK NOT!!!!!! So (much to Ms. Brookala's chagrin) they will be performing at the Academy Awards, and they have all these people that they want to meet (fair enough). But (make no mistake) actors are MY territory!!! It is my life's work!!! And you 5 boys think you can just waltz right in here and have an opinion (and write a book-HURLING) and think that you actually know what you're talking about???? Ummm NO!!!!!!! *straightens out hair and sweater that have gone askew during her rant* Now a friend has fowarded me this article and well...I feel I MUST comment on it!! I cannot simply walk away from it...MY VOICE MUST BE HEARD!!! Okay, so my thoughts will be in this color, this font, with * * around my inner monologues *clears throat* okay here goes....
Academy Awards singing gig has 'N Sync boys agog
''I got into a little trouble,'' *ya think??* said 'N Sync's Chris Kirkpatrick after the hot-hot band was featured Tuesday in a USA TODAY cover story.
They loved the article, ''but I guess it said JC was the only one who admitted to having a girlfriend *really now?? Because the boy keeps giving conflicting info!!!*'' Chris waved at a blond beauty at Tuesday night's Jive release party for their No Strings Attached album. ''She's like, what! What are you talking about? *as well she should* I was like, no, I didn't deny it!'' *Didn't deny it...and yet....still doesn't confirm it either....*rubs chin* hmmmm*
Maybe he wasn't asked, but this time he introduced gal pal Danielle, though he didn't want her last name known. ''She's kind of in the business. She doesn't sing.'' *And thank god for small favors!!!! But imagine if she did sing....would that mean that she could be one of the Innosluts...uhhh....I mean, InnoSENSE??? B/c she clearly has had sex with a member of NSYNC, and isn't that one of the more basic requirements of being in that group?? Hmm, I wonder...*
Up on the balcony at Laura Belle in Manhattan, the rest of the quintet were happy to chat about their first visit to the Academy Awards, to perform the nominated Diane Warren song Music of My Heart. *Blah*
''There's so many actors I look up to,'' said Justin Timberlake. ''Samuel L. Jackson, *Justin is okay in my book at this point, but guess what, Justin?? I've MET Samuel L. Jackson, so :p::::* I hope I see him. We've met Tom Hanks *and aren't you so very special??? Would you like a scoobie snack??* we're going to be working with his production company doing a movie later this year. *Yeah, and...what's your point??* I actually want to meet Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.'' One more time, I have MET Jennifer Aniston as well...so again :p::::*
Told Pitt will be presenting, he said, ''I don't think he gets enough credit for what he does what is THIS????? YOU WHAAAAAAT???? Credit?? Credit for what???? Doing movies where he has to have an accent (coughDevilsOwncough or coughSevenYearsinTibetcough) and manages to make an ass of himself in the process?? Is that what you're talking about??? And you say you want to go into acting full time after the group--Tsk, Tsk, Tsk--You're really disappointing me, Justin*. I think he's really good *Okay, again---Justin, there's this little thing called TASTE!!! You might just wanna kick back, take a moment, and familiarize yourself with it, okay??? I realize this might be a foreign concept to you, but for your own peace of mind, just give it a shot. Do you think you can do that for me?? Great, thanks!.* And is Halle Berry supposed to be there? I'm in love with Halle Berry!'' *Now see, I love Halle too. And you might have redeemed yourself after that Brad Pitt comment, but NOOOOOO!!!! You had to press it and say that not only is he good, but he doesn't get the credit he deserves...My ruling stands firm, much like that no-ass of yours!!!*
Probably he won't be seeing her there. *GOOD!! Because he doesn't deserve to after saying what he said about Brad.*
Many popsters want WANT being the key word here* to be actors, and vice versa, but Justin said, ''We decided all the musicians want to be basketball players and all the basketball players want to be musicians Waitwaitwait, so now you're a basketball player too??? And a (wanna-be) actor, AND a musician/singer?? No, that's unacceptable!! My advice to you, Little Man, go with what you know and leave the hard stuff to the people who KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!* So me and Kobe (Bryant) are going to trade places -- after this year, he's going to join 'N Sync and I'm going to join the Lakers.'' SHUT UP, JUSTIN, just SHUT UPPPPPP!!! You've made it painfully obvious that you have SHIT for taste...so just GIVE IT A REST!!!!*
Justin, as he says, likes to ''mess'' with people. *Is that what he calls it??? Because I really thought he was serious!!*
Lance Bass revealed they'll wear Dolce & Gabana tuxedos and onstage gear *Blah Blah Blah, like anyone really cares WHAT you wear, Lance--becasue some of us (those not-so-innocent shall remain nameless) like you in nothing at all* but they leave the details up to their wardrobe man *THANK GOD!!! Oh my hell, what if those boys were given free reign on their wardrobes?? Could you imagine what they would wear?? Oh rrrighhhtttt, they'd wear pink shirts!!* ''I really want to meet Julia Roberts *OH NO LANCE!!! Not you too???!!! The BIG teeth, way-too-many-to-fit-into-a-human-mouth fetish has rubbed off on you too???? And don't EVEN tell me that you think Julia's a good actress too?? If that's the case, I just have 2 words for you--Runaway Bride!!!* she's been one of my all-time favorite actresses *But of course she is, Lance!! After all you're one of Justin's best friends, so why would you have any taste either???* And I love Sandra Bullock *And she goes to get coffee at the Starbucks right around the corner from where I work, so if I wanted to meet her, I wouldn't have to go to some overrated awards show to do it--so :p::::* I'm a huge movie buff *Don't go there with me, Lance, because you'll lose--with a capital "L"--and then you'll cry.* I'll be like the little kid in the candy store.'' *CANDY STORE?? I got yo' candy sto!!! Yeah, that's right--WHAT'S MY NAME BIOOOOOTCHHHHH????? (smacks ass and rides imaginary horse)*
He says the group used to watch Hanks' movie about a band, That Thing You Do! *You and how many other people???* and dream, ''We want to be like that some day.'' *Well, we're all allowed to dream like that right?? Even you 5 boys are allowed to have some delusions of grandeur*
As for the Oscar parties, ''We'll try to go to as many as we can. We're big partiers!'' *Ummm, I think we already knew this!!! And you're also a bunch of ho's and lushes too, right??? :0X Oops, did I just say that out loud?? Yes, yes I believe I did*
Okay--and I'm done!! Love-Ms. Brookala
