Justin?
1. First name: Justin
2. Middle Name: Randall
3. Last Name: Timberlake
4. Nicknames: Anything Britney screams out...The Original Big Daddy, JRT Sexxay Bitch, Capt. Hung Just Right..and God.
5. Town: O-Town baby... sometimes Memphis.. in my trailer park.
6. School: I'm too damn sexay for school, didn't you know? I'm JRT, Bitch, say mah name, say mah name, nah, I'm kiddin', I was tutored, and recently received my diploma back in May, at a concert in Tennessee.
7. Sex: I'm supposed to say I'm a virgin, but look at me. You think I ain't got laid?
8. Birthday: January 31, 1981....6 days before my real love, Nicole.
9. Astro Sign: Aquarius
10. Siblings: Jonathan and Stephen.
11. Pets: Yeah, I love animals. I have dogs. 3, I believe.
12. Height: Well, on a good day, I'm 6'2" and other days, I'm 6".
13. Eye Color: Blue, baby..more like an azure. They make all the ladies love me.
14. Hair length: Well, I used to have a big ass afro, but then I started getting hatemail, and Britney pulled it too hard, so I had to cut it down. She was mad, but I just gave her some and she got over it. *licks lips as he says this..or types this*
15. Do you find yourself attractive?
16. Do you think you are cute?
17. Are you a porn star?
18. Shoe Size: If I tell, it would make you squirm...but I'm gonna tell you anyway and imagine the look on your face. Size 12 or 13 baby...and you know what they say...
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ReLaTiOnsHiPs:
19. Do u have a boyfriend/Girlfriend?: Oh yeah..I have plenty, but I'm supposed to say Britney...but my heart belongs to Nicole.
20. What is their name?: That Britney girl...
21. Are you gay? Gay!?! I'm Justin Timberlake!! I'm strictly all about the ladies.
22. Who is/was your crush?: Halle Berry, Tyra Banks, and many other black women I can't get..
23. Where do you shop the most? Well, I got that free Abercrombie discount for hittin' so many of them hoes...so I shop there faithfully, but lately Trace has been making my clothes..Shout out to Trace!!
24. Do you think your fashion is cool?
25. Do you have any piercings?
26. If not, what do you want pierced?
27. Do you have a tattoo?
The Extra Stuff:
28. Do you do drugs?
29. Do you drink?
30. Who are your good friends?
31. Who is your best friend online?
32. What kind of Shampoo and conditioner do you use?
33. Whats your fave. sport to watch?
34. What are you most scared of?
35. How many phones in your house?
36. How many TV's do you have in your house?
37. What are you listening to right now?
38. Who are you talking to right now?
39. What time is it now?
40. Do you have your own phone line?
41. What's your phone number?
42. Do you shave?
44. What clothes do you sleep in?
43. What car do you have?
44. Do you believe in Love?
45. What do the voices tell you to do?
46. Who is the last person who called you?
47. Where do you want to get married?
48. If you could have 1 wish what would it be?
49. Who's the hottest guy/girl in your school?
50. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
51. Who do u really hate?
52. What are the ugliest names?
Favorite...
53. Color: baby blue, baby!
54. Number: 1 1/2
55. Band or Group: 'N Sync...but I should go solo..without me, they're just old men with shribbled penises.
56. Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
57. Candy: Sprees.
58. Brand: I'm all about Abercrombie!!
59. Star Trek: Star Trek...didn't watch it.
60. Food: My grandma's peach cobbler.
61. Fast food restaurant: I don't eat fast food..but when I can, I love Wendy's.
62. Girl Names: Justina, Justinee, Justicole..
64. Nail polish color: I'm a dude yo...I ain't Carson, man.
65. Subject in School: Ladies...
66. Good Number?: 1 1/2
67. Radio Stations: Any station that plays my music.
68. CD or Tape: CD
69. Animal: Nicole, she's a ravage beast right now...panting as I look in her eyes and lick my lips...it's so cute. Y'all should see it.
70. Store: Shirley's Adult Videos and More.
71. Scent: Timberlake's Raspberry Vanilla Creme Lotion.
72. Ice Cream Flavor: Timberlake Creme...Nicole you wanna taste? *Nicole smacks Justin.."You're cute but not THAT cute."* Oh come on girl, you know you want to.. "You're a pig, Justin"-Nicole. You won't be saying that later when you're screaming my name..*evil laugh*
73. Teacher: I can teach y'all anything..just ask.
74. Game (any): I like to play hide 'n seek with Britney...I make her hide and never go find her.
Have you ever...
76. Smoked?: Eww, gross..I had to on SNL though..It was nasty..but it's become an addiction..I even got J to do it<~~~~ She's lying y'all. She's just mad because she lost..oops, that's JC's sayin'.
77. Drank? Me and Lance love the hard lemonade.
78. Got drunk?: That night with Christina didn't happen, I swear.
79. Bungee Jumped?
80. Went movie hopping?
81. Broke the law?
82. Ran from the cops?
83. Stole Something?
84. Had a cold?
85. Tried to kill yourself?
86. Made yourself throw up?
87. Gone skinny dipping?
88. Been In Love?
89. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?
What first comes to mind?
90. Red: devil
91. Cow: milk
92. Pig: Joey
93. Rubber: *looks at Nicole* "What, don't look at me? You aren't having sex with me and that's final, boy!!!"-Nicole
94. Socks: Nike
95. Mirror: I'm lookin fly...
Which is worse?
96. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie?
97. Barfing on your date or date barfing on you?
98. Eating moldy cheese or rotten milk?
99. Have your Tonsils or appendix removed?
This Or That?
100. Croutons or dressing?
both..
101. Shampoo or Conditioner?
Herbal Essences only.
102. Nike or Adidas? Nike, baby..
103. Fave song lyrics: Any song by me and the boys...but mostly the ones I sing lead on..
I'll Be Good For You, Nicole...I'm just like candy, baby. I melt in your mouth...*Nicole shudders* "Goodbye, you horny freak"-Nicole
Hellz yeah, and I gots me about 9247382948932 fans that will agree with me *looks out window of hotel at girls passed out in street because he waved*
Yeah, I got this baby face that the hoes, er, ladies love...and my lips...could they be any sexier?
Yeah, I make home videos. I had 'bout 20 hoes one night...and Steve taped it all. Don't let Britney find out though. She thinks I'm only with her. Dumb hoe...and by the way, she's NOT a virgin..I hit that ish anytime I can. Sometimes more than once a night..
Oh yeah, have you seen the way I dress? Yeah, so my shirt at the VMAs was kinda tight and gay looking...but it's all good. Did you see what I had on after the show? Leather baby, hell yeah. I know's I look good in leather...It allows the ladies to see what I'm packing and wish they could have it.. *evil laugh*
My ears. There was a rumor that I had my tongue pierced. I did, for about a week. I just wanted Britney to understand the "basics" of it, ifyaknowwhatimsayin. She enjoyed it about 11 times that one night *evil laugh*...but I had to get rid of it, Nicole didn't like it..and her opinion matters to me the most *sexy smile at Nicole*
Nothing else, I'm perfect enough right now.
Brit wants me to tattoo her name on my ass, but I'm not going there. I want a picture of me on my back...I have 2 tattoos right now.
Nah, and ruin my perfect looks?
Hell yeah...I have to be drunk to have sex with silicone Barbie..
The guys. I'm closer to them than I am to anyone. "How's that Johnny?"-Justin.
Online? I can't go online. It seems as though everybody knows my address. And when I come on to check my mail, I get flooded with instant messages. So I have Renee check it all.
Herbal Essences...Britney gets free shampoo from them.
Basketball, I always hope for my team to lose, because if they win, I get horny and have sex with the first person I see...which is usually Lance or Britney *shudders*
Becoming ugly.
Which house?
Which house?
I recorded myself singing in the shower...and I sound damn good, I love my voice. Don't y'all?
Chris, JC, and Johnny. They're making sure I don't fuck this survey up.
I'm in North Carolina now, so it's 2:28.
Oh yeah...but I've had so many from having to change the number...I used to get these phone calls where as soon as the phone rang, all I heard was..."OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!!! OMG OMG OMG!! I HAVE TO TELL LIKE EVERYBODY!! OMG JUSTIN I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH. WILL YOU MARRY ME? OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD..but then I found out, it was just Britney...I got that hoe whipped.
I can't give that out. Nicole would never stop calling me. "How was that Johnny?"-Justin.
No, I'm working on growing some dirt on my chin. It's sexy. Nicole loves it.
I don't sleep in anything...imagine that *evil laugh* *Nicole passes out* Nicole, get up..you have to finish the survey...please? *Nicole wakes up* Yeah, I sleep in the nude...*Nicole bursts into tears, "Shut up Timberdick. I can't imagine that."*
I have Mercedes Benz SUV and a Mercedes Roadster...got my first ticket in that one. I was speeding away from Britney..She was screaming something..and I had to go..she didn't want me to leave.
When you're really comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And that's how me and J are. When we're in a room we don't have to say anything. It's for real...<~~~I'm actually ignoring her. I'm looking at the waitress, plotting how I'm gonna get rid of Britney so that I can have some fun with her. *evil laugh*
They tell me I'm sexy and that everybody loves me and that I should thrust harder now..
That damn Britney..she calls and hangs up on me, so then I can call her back so it seems like I called her..she's a crazy bitch.
My trailer home in Tennessee.
Eternal beauty....and Beyonce Knowles.
I was the hottest guy at my school...not even the girls could match up to me.
Nothing. I'm perfect. *smiles* Look, at my teeth Nicole...look at them. Now imagine licking them...oh yeah baby..that turns you on, doesn't it? You love my sexy, pearly whites, dontcha? Look into my eyes, Nicole..Tell me you don't want it? *Nicole begins to sob* Yeah, I'd change nothing about myself...I'll meet you at my hotel room Nicole, don't be late..
Nick Carter...he wants to be me so bad...Jealous fat prick..
Kevin, Brian, Howie, AJ, Nick, JC, Lance, Chris, and Joey.
Yeah, I'm a daredevil.
Nope, but Joey and Steve took me whorehouse hoppin'.
Nicole, you ever been to Niagara Falls?
No, well yeah. But not intentionally..he thought I was speeding away from him..but it was actually Britney's ass.
I don't need to steal...if I don't have the cash, I just charge it...
Damn Britney..I apologize for all the cold sores on my lips. I didn't know she was dating Nick too.
Hell no!! I'm JRT, bitch. I don't need to kill myself.
Look at me? I didn't buy these abs..
Yup..and I'm going with Nicole tomorrow...
*looks in mirror* Oh yeah...*looks at Nicole* Hell yeah..but I love myself more.
I cried for my fans...they think it's cute..just guarantees more album sales.
Making out with Britney
Date barfing on me...and ruin my outfit?
Eating moldy cheese
I had my tonsils removed already.
