If Justin Ruled The World..
- We'd all drive a Benz.
- We'd have to bow to the fruitiful fro.
- We'd all have fro's.
- Britney would be queen. *shudder*
- We'd all be forced to get liposuction, boob jobs, and wear skanky clothes.
- If another man's penis size was larger than Justin's, he would be killed.
- Eminem would be ranked highest pimp, under Justin, of course.
-Joey, JC, Lance, Chris, and the BSB would all be Justin's personal servants.
- Digital Getdown would be the national anthem.
- There'd be one star on the American flag, representing Justin himself.
- The first and only letters of the alphabet would be J, R, T, and sometimes B.
- Any bad girls would be sent to Justin's room immediately.
- The use of "da, mah, dat, foo', peep dis, sup, and aight" must be used at least once in every sentence.
- Everyone would wear a jTr necklace.
- The word hello would be non-existant. You'd have to use "yo."
- NSA would be on constant repeat.
- EVERYTHING would be baby blue.
- If your favorite color wasn't baby blue, you'd be killed.
- If you addressed Justin as anything but "Masta Justin," you'd be tortured, and then killed.
- You would name all your male children "Justin Randall" or "Randall Justin", and all your female children "Britney Jean" or "Jean Britney."
- There would have to be a life sized picture of Justin in every room of the house.
- Daily prayers to Justin would happen at dawn and dusk.
- Every day, you must eat some of Justin's gramma's peach cobbler.
- When yelling in surprise, fear, or shock, you would say, "Oh my Justin!!"
- When ever you hear the name Justin, you must drop what you are doing and fall on your knees in silent prayer.
- You MUST eat Applejacks every morning for breakfast.
- Everday, for 15 min., you must sit by yourself in your room, with the blinds drawn, surround yourself with candles, and repeat "Justin is God" over and over again.
- All other men named "Justin" would be forced to change their names, because there is only one Justin, and that's JRT BITCH!
