Justin's Commercials
Justin: Sup, dis be Justin. Yeah, dats right, da one and only JRT-Justin Randall Timberlake. I should remind you dat JRT are the first....uhhhhhh.... J, dats one...R dats two......T dats three, Three, da first three letters in da alphabet, and if yall dan't change dat, I QUIT. Now, I can settle your law uhhh.....shit, and if you don't come to me...I QUIT. And if I quit, I'll sue you and then I'll join the Backstreet Boys and get all their money and quit. So you betta call me at 1-800-JRT-I QUIT or I'll QUIT....BITCH!
Docta fo' YA: The one and only JRT
Justin: Yo! Dis be muh docta office. I'll do open heart surgery for you, and if you get blood on me, I QUIT. And if I quit, I'll kill you....like Eminem. And if I kill you, I'll get yo blood all ova me and den I'll shove yo ass in a blender and make your Stupid Ass Smoothies for yo family. And den they'll drink you, and they'll get sick, so they'll come to muh docta's office and if they bleed on me....I QUIT! So call 1-800-IMA-DOC or I QUIT!
DA CrUnK Day Care Center
Justin: Aight check it, Ima babysitta now, so send yo kids to me. or I QUIT. And if dat happens, Joe, Pussy-I mean Lance, Chris, and JC are gonna hunt you down and kill you. And den, they'll get sued so they'll come ta me cuz Ima lawyer too, and den we'll take all the money from your kids college fund and buy new cars and yo kid will grow up stupid...like JC, so call 1-800-BRING-ME-YO-DUMBASS-KID or I QUIT
