Jen's Cracked Out NSYNC Story
Our story starts with Jennifer and Nolen backstage at an NSYNC concert.
Nolen: OMG, I can't believe we got back here.
Jen: Holy shit, Nolen, there they are.
Nolen: Ghetto bastard!!
Jen: Shhhhh!! Don't make a bad impression on them!
Nolen: Man, shut up! You're one to talk!
Jen: ...so?... Be quiet! Here they come!!
Joey: Hey girls.
Jen: OH MY GOD!!
Nolen smacks Jen.
Jen: Oh, I mean, hi Joey.
Chris: What are your guy's names?
Nolen: I'm Nolen, and this freak that's undressing Joey with her eyes is Jen.
JC: Wait...Nolen and Jen? Do you guys co-run a humor site about us?
Jen: ...why?
Lance begins to cry.
Lance: I'm not a woman!
Justin: I don't like da stuff you be sayin' about us!
Nolen: Bitch! I didn't say SHIT about you!
Jen: I'M SORRY!! JULIE MADE ME DO IT!!
Julie: Made you do what?
Jen and Nolen spin around and see Julie standing behind them, her arms folded.
Jen: Julie!! Hi, um, nothing.
Julie: I didn't make you do SHIT. You write that stuff on your own!
Jen: SO!! You're the one who asked me to do it!
Nolen: GIRLS!! I was TRYING to play this off, but now, I can't!
Julie: SHUT UP!!
Nolen: BITCH!
Justin: WOMEN!!
Julie: Hey baby.
Nolen: You are NOT hittin' on MY man.
Jen: WHY, is it everytime we do something that has to do with them, YOU GUYS are fighting over Justin??
Chris: No one ever fights over me.. *sob*
Jen: Candice likes you.
Chris: REALLY??? The other girl on your site?? SHE LIKES ME??? OMG!!!
Jen: ...right...
JC: Back to the matter at hand, we don't appreciate the things you say about us on your page.
Julie: Too bad.
JC: ...it's really mean. It made Lance cry.
Julie: Too bad.
Lance: *sob* I AM NOT A WOMAN!!
Nolen: Yeah you are.
Lance: Am not...
Julie stares at Lance for a moment.
Julie: Tell yourself what you want to.
Justin: I ain't no ghetto wannabe.
Jen: YOU need to SHUT UP, before I PUSH you down a FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
Nolen: Aight bitch, you touch Justin, I KILL you.
Jen: I am NOT afraid of you.
Nolen: ...oh.
Julie: Awright, I'LL beat your ass if you touch Justin.
Jen: I'm not afraid of you either.
Julie: You wanna take this outside?
Joey: I'm hungry.
Julie: SHUT UP FAT ASS!!!
Jen: Aw HELL NO!!!
Jen tackles Julie to the ground. They proceed to wrestle.
Nolen: Aw shit. I don't have my whip.
Lance: Good, I hope they KILL each other.
Nolen: You have pent up anger, Lance.
Lance: Man, FUCK YOU.
Julie and Jen stop wrestling.
Both: Holy shit!!
JC: Oh no, you pissed Lance off.
Lance: AGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG!!!!! AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!
Justin: DUCK FOR COVER!!!
Lance's eyes turn a bright red and blue lasers begin to shoot out of them.
Jen: ...whoa...
Lance: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!
Julie: BITCH!! Calm down!!
Lance turns to Julie and lets out a loud howl.
Julie: Oh shit.
Lance: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!
He begins to shoot at Julie.
Julie: AHHHHHHH!!!
She pushes Jen in front of her.
Jen: Aw hell no, I ain't bein' your sheild!
Jen jumps out of the way as a blue laser hits Julie. She explodes.
Nolen and Jen: Whoa.
Lance: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!!
Lance explodes.
Jen and Nolen: Whoa.
Chris: Oh shit.
Justin: Aw fuck. Now what the hell we gonna do?
Everybody watches in awe as the pieces from Lance's body come back together, and Lance is soon whole again.
Lance: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIY!!!!!!!
Jen: Ok, this is getting ridiculous.
Nolen: I'll say. End it now.
Jen: Ok.
Lance freaks out and kills the rest of NSYNC with his lasers, except Joey. They just bounce off his body. Jen got the rest of Julie's remains and tried to put her back together. Julie has 3 legs now. Jen and Joey lived happily ever after and Nolen and Julie ended up killing each other anyway, fighting over who Justin would pick if he had the choice.
(Note from Jennifer: Don't ask where this came from. lol. Cause I don't know. I'm not on drugs. I promise. Stop saying I am. It hurts, man. I had some bacon for dinner. We had BLT's. Maybe that's why my mind is so messed up. I thought it would be funny if the one least expected freaked out and killed people with lasers. At least I thought it was funny!!)
