Every night he laughs at me and dashes all of my dreams..
Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
He's a pelvic thrustin' dream out of J-14
And he's so fine, the teenies tell him all the time..
He's the Britney lovin' fan hatin' Justin T..
I dream about a boyband member who's very vile
Lacks a sensible fashion style..
With a very cocky smile, throw in a body that's not all that
You got the star of my horrid dreams.. (my horrid dreams)
I just wanted to kiss his lips in the dark
He said, "In your dreams" and that broke my heart
When I showed him my chest, he said "Britney's is best"
And Janet has even better breasts..
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His looks are everything but he's got the shittiest personality
Unlike JC
His mama thinks he's her baby, his friends all think he's gravy
But in my lonely mind I wish he'd leave the world behind
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Horrid dreams, my horrid dreams
Bald heads and tacky jewelry, those horrid things..
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