U Drive Me Crazy
By: Jennifer
Concept: The boys are trying to get Johnny Wright to give them a record deal by being someone they're not. Johnny doesn't buy it.
The Video: It starts out with little clips of each individual guy. Justin is eating a sandwhich, Lance is doing paper mache (??), JC is playing the guitar, Chris is trying to get a cocker spaniel to pull him in a wagon, and what's Joey doing? Looking at a fucking porno. Why the hell does that NOT surprise me?
Anyways, Lance sees an ad for "Johnny Correcto." He tells the guys and I guess they try to get ready to go, but Joey gets all up in the camera, and JC and Chris play ball. They run to the car, dance in some bubbles, and are on their way. They dance in some more bubbles, and head on in, but the bitchy receptionist won't let them in. So they walk back outside, all pissy. They see a woman with some flowers, and Joey gets his pimp on and gets them from her.
Ok, here's where the video starts getting cracked out. They dress up first as rock stars, Lance and Justin as women. They crawl in, and Joey grabs Lance's hand, and Lance makes this FUCKED UP face. Like, "Ooo, my panties are bunching. It feels GOOD." Joey gets all up in Johnny's face, and starts beating himself with his microphone, scaring me in the process. Now we now why he's such a dumbass. Johnny doesn't buy it, and kicks them out.
They get back in the car and finally start singing. Justin looks damn good.. for Justin.
Ok, they have 5 guys crammed into this car, not one with their seatbelt on, and do they get pulled over? No, of course they don't. This is a music video, damnit. An NSYNC music video. NSync doesn't get pulled over. Psh.
So JC drives...*ahem* more like SWERVES to this restaraunt, where Johnny is eating, and they dress up like the Jackson 5. I must admit, Justin looks quite comfortable and normal in that fro...I'd also like to add that Lance is wearing pink.
Johnny doesn't like it, so they hop back in the car, with JC driving, AGAIN (anyone else notices that JC always drives? He drove in I Want You Back, Bye Bye Bye and in this video. Damn him) and continue to stalk Johnny.
They end up at a pool, with plenty o' hoochies. Who's big ass in a tight pink dress do I see walk into the camera? LANCE! Whoo hoo! The Spice Boys! Now, I'm liking Joey like this, 'cause I can see his...*ahem* Italian Sausage *quite* well. Niiiiiiice. But the hoochies aren't likin' more hoochies invading their space, so they kick the Spice Boys asses, and pull off JC's wig. That's where I start crying by the way.
Then they're back at home. Justin is stirring some milky shit, and Joey is drinking it. I don't wanna know. Then Justin starts making some SCARY ASS faces. I HATE this part of the video, because he scares the shit outta me. Woah boy, woah. Then they lay on the ground in the bubble room, and Justin scares me some more.
THEN our boys are ghetto wannabes. This has to be the most entertaining part of the video, because watching white preppy boys trying to act all ghetto, is FUNNY. Ahhhh, Joey's pants fall down. I'm getting some nice views of Joey's "no no parts" today. JC has to be the most amusing, his skinny ass is ALL over the place. I think he OD'ed. So, Johnny pulls up, and the boys run up, and he rolls up the window, not likin' that either. Chris is like "I'm DOPE man! I'm DOPE!!" Haha, losers.
So they're back in that damn car again, I get a nice close up of Joey, and they show Justin, who scares me some more.
They go to this pool, and be themselves, and Johnny comes running in, and he loves them. Those dumbasses went through all that work for nothing. If Johnny woulda came running up to me then, I woulda been like "FUCK YOU!! You got your chance!!" And it's over...FINALLY. I'm damn sick of typing.
