Dear Santa
Deer Santa,
Hi, it's me, Joey, and I wanted to send a letter too yoo so that u will no what too send mee fore Chrissmas. I no that evereeone throwes away there froot cakes, so pleese send them too me. I wood allso lyke too havfe yoo gett sumtheeng fore Lance. Mee and himm ar bestest frends. I am preetty shure that hee will assk fore a preetty flowerred dres fore Chrissmas. Pleese gett wone fore him. Thank yoo fore lisseneeng too mee this Chrissmas. I willl tri too leeve owt sum milck and cukkies fore yoo. I willl tri nott too eet themm beefore yoo gett heer lyke lass yeer. See yoo on Chrissmas.
Sinseerelly,
Joey Fatone.
p.s. pleese tri too havfe Missus Claws vissit mee too. I howp that shee towld yoo that shee vissitted mee lass yeer, too.
Dear Santa,
This is Lance. This Christmas, I would like to receive, if possible, some new Mary Kay products. Also, I would love to have some Avon ladies coming to my door more often, please. I just cannot go out in public to buy it myself, and the ladies on tour with us just cannot get the right tone of foundation for me. Could you also make my book on skin tips a best-seller? Every girl should know how to be pretty like me. Being from Mississippi doesn�t mean that you should be very, very light-complected. If Mankind and the Rock could be recognized as authors, then why can't I? Please try to answer my wishes and grant me the things that I would want for Christmas. One more thing, could you tell Mrs. Claus that she looks SO great for her age? Please tell her to send me some of her secrets to staying young. I don't know how she does it! I will try to leave out some snacks for you that I baked myself and keep Joey away from them.
Love,
James Lance Bass
Yo, Santa,
Dis be's Justin. The numba one brotha in N Sync, but everyone and dey mamma knows dat. I's writin' you mah Christmas List. An' ah hafta write in Baby Blue, mah color. Fo' Christmas, dis year, ah wanna get anotha necklace so I's can bling-bling to all mah fans. An' ah been wantin' tah get mah gurl, Brit, some new implants fo' Christmas. Dey need ta be bigga, knowwhati'msayin? One mo' thang, ah wish dat all dem hata's wil stop callin' me white cuz ah ain't. An' ah won't leave out no cookies cuz Joey's gon' eat 'em all befo' chu get 'ere. Dat's all fo' dis year Santa.
Peace-out,
Justin T.
da best memba of nsync
p.s. make mah solo career big dis year. Ah needs tah be bigger an' bettah dis year, knowwhati'msayin?
Dear Santa,
I'm just getting off of this cool high that I got from some of the stuff that Jerome gave me. He is the BEST, man! anyways, for christmas this year, I would like to be getting a bigger stash of drugs- i mean, sheet music... drugs are bad! I don't do drugs.. I was just kidding in the beginning... anyways.. um, I would like more pillows i can sleep with. the guys just aren't letting me sleep anymore. that's why i have to get mad at them a lot.. could you maybe get me some empty capsules that i could fill with the sugar that i get from Jerome? that would make it easier to take them when i'm on the road. I could say that they are sleeping pills. I need those too. Please answer my wishes.. i have been a good person this year.. i tell everyone to respect everyone. even though they try to hit me for saying it too often. that's all, this year.. there'll be more next year if i don't get sent to the nuthouse for being so hyper.. i keep saying that it's a natural high.. i'm high on life! not drugs. drugs are bad!!
Sincerely,
JC Chasez.
p.s. i'm not a crackhead like everyone says i am. And that white stuff is sugar.
Hi, Santa!
It's me, Chris. I'm not to old to be writing to you. No one is. For this Christmas, I would like to have some more jokes and gags that I can use more often.. all my other stuff is boring.. no one is laughing at them.. not even Busta! I could always make him laugh. Could you get him some new chew toys? Justin is getting tired of Busta chewing on his Timbz, so please get him some new chew toys. I'm getting older by the minute, so if I repeat anything, I don't know that I did that. Please get me my presents this year.. I don't care if they're only a little bit, I'm desperate for some new jokes! I need to be funny! This stuff just isn't cutting it anymore. Plus people keep telling me that I'm old. Could you also send me some sorta youth drug? I need it SO badly. This alzheimer's thing just isn't fun. Plus, I can't keep up at the concerts. I need to be able to do that! Anyways, that's all for now. Bye
Santa!
Sincerely,
Chris Kirkpatrick