NSYNC Celebrity Commercials
Inspired by the "Millennium" Commercials
By: Candice
Chris
A white limo pulls up to a theater. It stops, and the windows come down. Chris is in the back of the limo with tons of girls around him, music blaring loudly. He's decked in a pimp outfit: big fur coat, huge sunglasses and tons of gold chains. He smiles slickly at the camera.
Chris: Hey-- I'm a celebrity baby.
JC
We see a long line stretching on for what seems to be forever, and a hooded figure walking to the front of the line. A guard stops the guy.
Guard: Hey, hey... who are you? Get to the back of the line!
The person pulls the hood off, and turns to face the people. It's JC. They scream at the sight of him and the guard looks dumbfounded. He opens the door to let him in.
JC: Hey, I'm a celebrity, baby.
Justin
Scene: A music store. Screams start coming from every direction and Justin turns around to face them. Two seconds later he's sitting at a table, scribbling his name on everything thrust at him. Suddenly, a girl with a shirt that says "MRS. Justin Timberlake" bum rushes him.
Justin: *sighing* Hey, I'm a celebrity baby.
Lance
We "walk" through a posh hotel room, seeing a fruit basket, chocolates, and other things all over the place. We "walk" into a luxurious bathroom full of soap suds, and see Lance lounging in there, a glass of wine in one hand. He gives the camera a bad-assed look.
Lance: Hey, I'm a celebrity baby.
Joey
Joey's lounging on his couch in his living room when the doorbell rings. Puzzled, he goes to the door, and throws it open. About 20 screaming groupies dressed in slutty attire are at the door. He looks shocked, slams the door, and puts his back against it. As he slides to the floor the door starts to pulsate from the girls who are banging it and yelling "JOEY JOEY JOEY!"
Joey: Hey... I'm a celebrity, baby.
Group
The guys are all on a silver stage, screaming girls surrounding them. They just stand there, looking out at the chaos. Girls faint, swoon, and scream more. They exchange a glance.
Guys: Hey, we're celebrities...
Announcer: Celebrity-- the latest from *NSYNC! They're celebrities... and you know it.