If Chris Ruled The World
- Busta Rhymes would be his love slave
- Everyone would have to bow down to the God, FuManSkeeto
- Danielle would be forced to dress like Janet Jackson did in the Busta Rhymes video and act it out for the world every day at dawn.
- We all would be forced to have dreds.
- October 17th would be a national holiday and everyone would have to buy Chris gifts.
- Tacos would be the only thing anyone could eat.
- There would be no cars, just scooters.
- If you dance better than Chris, don't dance.
- If you saw Busta walking down the street, you'd have to drop to your knees in silence, and wave your arms in the air in respect.
- Busta would be the vice-president.
- He would live in a mansion built of candy canes.
- He would sing ALL the songs.
- Gwen Stefani would be kidnapped, tied to a wall, and available for anything Chris wanted.
- Everything, EVERYTHING would have Chris' face on it.
- Justin would be shoved into a pit of rabid teenies.
- Everyone would have to wear those ball chain necklaces 24/7.
- School uniforms would be from FMS.
- The capital would be Clairion, PA.
- Everyone would own at least two pugs.
- Being nearly 30 and in a boyband would be considered COOL.
- Chris would be the coolest psychologist ever, and have toys and tons of candy in his office.
- Candice would be his love slave... (hehehe...)
- Wearing tacky sweaters with huge fuzzball things on 'em would be perfectly acceptable.
- His face would ALWAYS be on the cover of any magazine.
- Every girl would be forced to have Chris posters in her room. All Justin/JC/Lance/Joey posters are subject to BURNING!
