Y'all act like you never seen a white guy with dreads before...
Jaws all on the floor,
like you walked in on Joey with one of the tour bus whores
Turned and ran out the bus and out of the door
saw Lance cryin over his dead horse
curled up cryin on the furniture... (waaahh)

It's the return of the... aw wait
no way, you're kidding
Kevin didn't say what I thought he did
did he?
And the BSB said...
nothing you idiot!
They're all brain dead, they should be all locked up in Britney's Basement! (HAHA!)

Venomous teenies love JRT
"ticka ticka oh Justy!"
I'm sick of them, look at them!
They're walking around
tryin' to grab his you know what
sayin he's bangin you know who...
"Justy! I wanna touch your Fro! Oooh!"

Yeah, I probably had a couple of braids up in my head loose
But no worse than what goes on in Joey's bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on TRL and actually sing
but can't, but it's cool for Carson to call us N Stink.

"You're all talentless kids,you lip sync all your hits
and if we get lucky, you might just go back to living in the sticks!"

That's the message they deliver 'bout us to little kids
and expect Justin not to know what a woman's (censor) is.
Well of course they're gonna know who Lou Pearlman is by the time they hit 4th grade
they got nsync.com, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals
well, some of us from Mississippi
and others shoot up in a jiffy.

But if Joey can go up to teenies and cop a grope
then there's no reason Lance and his cousin can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
Teenies wave your slutty clothes
Sing the chorus! And it goes...

I'm real craaaazyyy cuz I'm the real CK
all you other boybands are just imitating
Cuz JC's in the alleyway
gettin' real high
shooting up
shooting up
Cuz Backstreet is shady, Howie sings like a lady
All the other boybands aint nearly as crazyyy
and AJ think's he's cool cuz he's out with JC
they�re shooting up
shooting up...

Backstreet can't sing, and they sell records
Well we can, so fuck them, and fuck you too!
You think we give a damn about a MoonMan?
Half you MTV VJ�s can't even stomach us
let alone stand us.
"But Chris, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can lie, just to get us here
and sit Justin here next to Britney Spears?
I think his momma Lynn better switch him chairs
I wanna sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over which boyband copied the other first.

Damn VJs always mockin us on MTV
"Yeah they're cute, but they don't write anything they sing, heehee"
I oughta go down the alleyway and get JC
and have him play you Space Cowboy on MP3

I'm sick of all you imitation boygroups,
all O-Town does is annoy me
so I have sent Busta here to piss on you.

And there's a million of you just like me
who dance like me
who like to act stupid like me
who dress like me, try and design like me
yeah, it might be the next best thing
but not quite FuManSkee...

I'm real craaaazyyy cuz I'm the real CK
all you other boybands are just imitating
Cuz JC's in the alleyway
gettin' real high
shooting up
shooting up
Cuz Backstreet is shady, Howie sings like a lady
All the other boybands aint nearly as crazyyy
and AJ think's he's cool cuz he's out with JC
they�re shooting up
shooting up...

I'm like a head trip to listen to...
Cuz I only joke when I'm talkin'
and all the fans are peein themselves in their living room's
"That suit rubbed my nipples raw" Hah, I'm such a crack up
I didn't sugar coat that one at all
JC got pissed cuz I said nipple on TV
Well too late, I admitted it

And I'm craaaaaaaazier than 90% of you pop stars out there!
And then you wonder
how can these kids eat up these albums
like I eat up Ritalin?

It's funny, Cuz I'm almost 30
And I'm the oldest one in Jive Studios, and flirting
with the gals who run humor sites
who say �He's jerkin, but his whole bag of viagra isn't working�

In every single person there's a Chris CRAAAAAAZYYYYY lurkin'
he could be working at Burger King, putting old dreads in your onion rings
or in the parking lot of taco bell, circling,
screaming "I dont give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his Busta Rhymes way up

So will the real CCRAAAAAZYYYYYY please stand up?
and pull 1 of my fingers on each hand... (dissolves into laughter)
and be proud to be outta your mind
and have crazy habits like spinning records
and one more time, high pitched as you can
HOW DOES IT GO?

I'm real craaaazyyy Cuz I'm the real CK
all you other boybands are just imitating
Cuz JC's in the alleyway
gettin' real high
shooting up
shooting up
Cuz Backstreet is shady, Howie sings like a lady
All the other boybands aint nearly as crazyyy
and AJ think's he's cool Cuz he's out with JC
they�re shooting up
shooting up...

I'm real craaaazyyy Cuz I'm the real CK
all you other boybands are just imitating
Cuz JC's in the alleyway
gettin' real high
shooting up
shooting up
Cuz Backstreet is shady, Howie sings like a lady
All the other boybands aint nearly as crazyyy
and AJ think's he's cool Cuz he's out with JC
they�re shooting up
shooting up...

I guess there's a bit of Chris Craaaazy in all of us.
Fuck it, Let's all watch JC shoot up.

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