Bye Bye Bye
By: Jennifer
The Concept:
The boys of NSYNC had a girlfriend. (They all had the
same girlfriend? She sure gets around. Bad mental
picture....) She's kinda possesive, so they want to
get away from her and she won't go away. So they are
running from her and the phsyco bitch just won't leave
them alone.
The Video:
It starts out with them on strings in a marrionette
theme. (To tell you the truth, it kinda scares me with
that music and all.)
The girl ends up having them on the strings and she is
controlling them. She makes them dance and jump around
like idiots. Then she cuts Joey and Chris's strings,
and for some odd reason, they fall onto a train.
Question: How can you be on a marionette stage, then
all of a sudden, you fall onto a train? That's videos
for ya.
Okay, so Joey and Chris look around and start running,
cause all of a sudden, she's on that train too. They
run, and run, and run....duck under a bridge, run some
more, jump, and climb down the side of the trian into
it. (If ya look closely, you can see the strings
holding Chris, cause ya know...big man was scared.
Hey, I would be too if I was hanging off the side of a
train.) So they barge in, push people out of the way,
and steal some people's seats. She comes in, (Did she
have to climb down the side too? I bet with video
magic, she floated) can't find them, (How could she
miss Joey's bozo hair?) and runs off.
During the chrous, the boys are jumping around in a
rotating box. (oops!! That was supposed to be more
video magic!) The box vibrates when they jump
(Vibrate...NSync....ooooooo....*slap*) HeHe!! Justin
is on a wall when Joey is on the ceiling, it's pretty
damn cool.
So then, she cuts Justin's strings, and more video
magic! He falls into an elevator shaft and when he
hits the ground, the music stops and SHHHHH!!!!
..........Justin.......laughs............ Then he
tries to pull a Jackie Chan and does I guess what is
supposed to be a flip, but turns out as a sumersault.
He runs, falls, and THERE SHE IS!!! Ahhh!!!! With 2
Dobermans. He makes a scared as hell face, gets up,
and pulls another Jackie Chan. He runs from them dogs.
She lets them go and they chase him. Ya'll remember
how in Making the Video how Justin said he didn't want
to look like a dork when he ran? Well, watch him. He
looks like a dork!! So for some dumbass reason, he
stops at the door, (I think it was cause it was
raining and he didn't want to mess up what he calls
his hair.) and turns around. Then it cuts to them in
the box again and Justin is on the ground, and Joey is
on the wall, and JC is on the ceiling. or sumthin like
that.
She cuts some more strings, and JC and Lance fall into
a car. ("Lance broke the car!!" "I did" "Keep it on
the down low...") and they stop. JC breaks out the BBB
single, and pops it into the CD player. Then Lance and
JC give eachother the cutest look! *teenybopper
moment* And they zoom off. Then, all of a
sudden....THERE IS THAT WOMEN AGAIN!! She must have an
NSync radar or sumthin...(I want one!!) JC and Lance
get all scared, and JC puts the car into some gear
that makes you go faster....(Hey! I don't know cars!)
She's just followin along laughing. (I would be rear
ending them screaming into my megahone "Pull over!!!
Your back headlight is out!" Then, when they climbed
out to investigate, I would attack and throw them in
my trunk.) Also note how fast they are going, and JC's
hair isn't moving....? Lance is yelling something
about going faster, and JC does...they spin out, and
ditch the bitch. (Can you imagine if they would have
drove off the cliff? Just get that picture in your
head....hahahahahaha.....) Then the music stops, and
they drive off, (I wonder if she drove off the
cliff...) and then magically, they are all on strings
again. Note: They add an extra chourus.
My Little Thoughts:
They all probably had to screw that woman to get her
to be in the vid.
In the making the Video, notice how when Wayne says
"You're going to be scared shitless when you're up
there." Lance makes this face like, "Oh my god!! He
said a bad word!! *giggle*"
Why did Justin get to be alone?
Didn't the original concept say that JC and Justin got
their own little scenes? Surprise surprise... I wonder
what made him change his mand.... (Lance was PMSing
and threatened Wayne with his nail file, cause he
wanted to be in the car scene)
Did you see Joey hit the wall in the box? I heard that
he said it hurt!! Poor him. I wonder what kind of dent
that made...lay off them "Snackey Cakes" Joey!! (I
still wuv ya though!!)
Overall Rating: (1 - 5 stars)
Joey: **** (Only cause his fat ass made his pants rip)
Lance: **** (He would've gotten 5, but he didn't get a
lot of camera time)
Justin: ***** (The laugh gave him that 5th star)
JC: *****
Chris: **** (For not being a man and having to have
"Strings Attached")
Video: *****
