Britney?

1. First name: *giggles* Duh, it's like Britney
2. Middle Name: Jean
3. Last Name: Spears
4. Nickname: Justin calls me Sugarsnaps, Munchiebear, Shmoopy Woopie, Gummy Bear, and Broccoli
5. Town: Like duh, y'all know this...Oh my lord, It's Kentwood!!
6. School: I have a tutor..he's really cute.. oh my god!!
7. Sex: I'm a virgin *giggles at Justin laying next to me in bed smoking a cigarette* I do not believe in sex before marriage "Ready for a 6th round, Brit?"-Justin
8. Birthday: December 2nd, 1981..
9. Astro Sign: Sagittarius
10. Siblings: Jamie Lynn and Brian
11. Pets: I have this cute li'l puppy my mom bought for me to take on tour..and then I have J!! He's sooo sweet.
12. Height: Um..not sure.. Nicole's doin this...she doesn't remember *giggles*
13. Eye Color: It's like brown..J loves my eyes..he compliments them when he's oops, nevermind...No sex before marriage right..hehe *begins to put hair in pigtails*
14.Hair length: Ask Fe..it changes when I add the extensions..it can be down my ass or up to the nape of my neck.
15. Do you find yourself attractive?
16. Do you think you are cute?
17. Are you a porn star?
18. Shoe Size: You have to ask Fe this too...she buys my shoes...
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ReLaTiOnsHiPs:
19. Do u have a boyfriend/Girlfriend?: Yeah, he's the one!
20. What is their name?: Y'all know him. Justin Timberlake!! I call him J though...he's so sweet and supportive..and most importantly the sex that we DON'T HAVE is AMAZING!!
21. Are you gay? What's that?
22. Who is/was your crush?: It was always J...even when we were little Mouseketeers
23. Where do you shop the most? Like, Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie..J gets a huge discount there..for like sleeping with 29473 of their employees.. American Eagle..and Justin's closet!!
24. Do you think your fashion is cool?
25. Do you have any piercings?
26. If not, what do you want pierced?
27. Do you have a tattoo?
*****The Extra Stuff:
28. Do you do drugs?
29. Do you drink?
30. Who are your good friends?
31. Who is your best friend online?
32. What kind of Shampoo and conditioner do you use?
33. Whats your fav. sport to watch?
34. What are you most scared of?
35. How many phones in your house?
36. How many TV's do you have in your house?
37. What are you listening to right now?
38. Who are you talking to right now?
39. What time is it now?
40. Do you have your own phone line?
41. What's your phone number?
42. Do you shave?
44. What clothes do u sleep in?
43. What car do u have?
44. Do you believe in Love?
45. What do the voices tell you to do?
46. Who is the last person who called u?
47. Where do you want to get married?
48. If you could have 1 wish what would it be?
49. Who's the hottest guy/girl in your school?
50. If u could change anything about yourself what would it be?
51. Who do you really hate?
52. What are the ugliest names?
*****Favorite...
53. Color: baby blue and baby pink..like didn't ya know? all my stage costumes are in those 2 colors!!
54. Number: 12
55. Band or Group: 'N Sync...but J should go solo..he'd do so much better without them
56. Movie: Anything with my buddies, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Melissa Joan Hart..
57. Candy: look at my abs?? you think I eat candy? I don't eat anything to look like this..
58. Brand: I'm all about Abercrombie!!
59. Star Trek: What's a star trek?
60. Food: Um....crawfish in New Orleans..Red beans and rice, jambalaya..any southern food
61. Fast food Restaurant: I could eat at Wendy's forever
62. Girl Names: Britney, Jean, Justina, Justney
64. Nail polish color: I prefer French Manicure
65. Subject in school: I never went to a school long enough to learn a subject.
66. Good Number?: J's measurements
67. Radio Stations: any station that plays my music
68. CD or Tape: CD
69. Animal: Um....animal? "Johnny, what do I say?"-Britney "Say..um..oh no! You love..um..horses?" -Johnny...Yes, I love horses.
70. Store: Shirley's Adult Videos and More
71. Scent: Spears Splash...available online only
72. Ice Cream Flavor: Timberlake Cream...oops, nevermind again..hehe.
73. Teacher: my tutor.
74. Game (any): I like to tie Justy with ropes in hotel rooms..and spank him..asking him if he's a bad boy..but we NEVER have sex..
*****Have you ever...
76. Smoked?
77. Drank?
78. Got drunk?
79. Bungee Jumped?
80. Went movie hopping?
81. Broke the law?
82. Ran from the cops?
83. Stole Something?
84. Had a cold?
85. Tried to kill yourself?
86. Made yourself throw up?
87. Gone skinny dipping?
88. Been In Love?
89. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?
*****What first comes to mind?
90. Red: *blank stare*
91. Cow: milk
92. Pig: *blank stare*
93. Rubber: Noooo, J...without it!! It feels soooo much better.
94. Socks: *blank stare*
95. Mirror: I sing a song about a girl in a mirror
*****Which is worse?
96. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie? Who are they?
97. Barfing on your date or date barfing on you? Date barfing on me
98. Eating moldy cheese or rotten milk? *blank stare*
99. Have your Tonsils or appendix removed? What are those?
*****This Or That?
100. Croutons or dressing? both..
101. Shampoo or Conditioner? Herbal Essences only.
102. Nike or Adidas? Um...*blank stare*
103. Fave song lyrics: Any song by me and my baby, J...are my favorite song lyrics...
Like of course!! Who doesn't find Britney Spears attractive?? *giggles*
Oh my lordy...Of course!! I may be a bit of a tease and all but I'm all southern girl..all girls from the south are cute..but I'm the cutest..J tells me all the time...I can see it in his eyes when we're...oops, I did it again..nevermind..
Joey didn't tell me what I was doing!! I didn't know! Oh and me and J have home videos...hehe...he's HUGE...but I wouldn't know..I just heard from Veronica of Innosense that he was..hehe
Like, duh..of course..I modeled for Tommy..hello! *braids pigtails*
My ears, my belly button...J wants me to pierce my tongue..he says it'll make oral sex for him very pleasing...I didn't know what he meant though..
Um...I dunno...*giggles and takes hair down*
I'm getting "JU LOVES ONLY ME" tattooed on my behind....and I'm gonna flash it at my concerts to the little girls in the front row
JC calls it head sugar....meant to sniff or something...hehe..he's such a funny cookie!!
Drink...NO!! It was cranberry juice..
I only have the 'NSYNC guys and Laura Lynne
What's online? Oh...it's J of course..he made my screen name..he checks my fan mail
Herbal Essence...duh, and it's not because I have to say it....because I'm like their spokesperson or whatever...
Basketball, it seems to make J hornier after his favorite team wins..but no...we DO NOT have sex..
Justin leaving me for Nicole..
Which house?
Um..*giggles* Which house?
J's serenading me with "This I Promise You" over the phone..in a sec, I'll beg him for phone sex and he'll say just get online..but I don't know how...
J, I have nobody else to talk to but him Laura Lynne and Fe.
Um, I'm not with the British time yet..but I think it's like 1 am at home..
Of course..I have 934783 cell phones..'cause one gets stolen everyday.
Like, I can't give that out!! You're insane..hehe
No, J paid for my electrolysis..just like he paid for my implants.
Ask J...he likes nothing..but I have to sleep in somethin...so I like sleep in a nude body suit..he loves it..
It's just like J's Roadster..except it's like white..not a lot of backseat room.
When you're really comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And that's how me and J are. When we're in a room we don't have to say anything. It's for real...(Note from Editor: Britney really DID say this. Isn't that just the SWEETEST? *GaG*)
They aren't really gonna kill you, Brit.. eventually the threat letters will stop..and you have that restraining order against Nicole... so it'll be okay.
Do I have to say it again!! Like, duh, Justin!!
In the parking lot of the KFC in Kentwood!!
For everybody to just be happy..and like world peace "Was that good, Johnny?"
Like, what is school? I have a tutor and I already said he was hot!!
I'd stop being such a goob!
I like hate those people who make fun of me..and my singing.. I don't lip-sync! I just have my back-ups sing louder than me to hide the fact that I actually can't sing!! *giggles*
Oh, I hate the name Nicole, Michella, Illianna, Melanie, Kylie, Veronica, Nikki, Nicky, Tonya..and all the other girl's Justin's dated...
Eww, gross..I had to on SNL though..It was nasty..but it's become an addiction..I even got J to do it
All the time...but I'm supposed to say it's "cranberry juice."
That night with the guys didn't happen...no matter what they say
I don't remember..what's a bungee?
No but I went club hopping and I'm only 18!!! *giggles and flips hair*
That night with J in Niagara Falls...hehe
No, I pay cops to follow me..duh!
of course not...well, I took someone's boyfriend...*giggles* but that's a someone not a something
J catches my colds all the time...and he catches something else too..hehe
I'm Britney Spears!! I'm a star!!
How do you think I dropped all this weight?
Yup
I think I'm in love now!! He's so amazing...
I cried for my fans...made them think I had to cancel a show due to a sickness..I had really promised J I'd go to one of his shows...*giggles*