Britney?

I'm so lucky.. I'm a star..

This was written by a friend of mine. Her name is Nickay. Remember the "Justin LOVES Nicole" section? Yeah, her. You know those stupid surveys that are always circling around the web? Well, she decided to do one for Miss. Spears. I found it pretty funny, so I'm putting it up.. woo woo, nah mean? Aight. So read on already.
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1. First name: *giggles* Duh, it's like Britney

2. Middle Name: Jean

3. Last Name: Spears

4. Nickname: Justin calls me Sugarsnaps, Munchiebear, Shmoopy Woopie, Gummy Bear, and Broccoli

5. Town: Like duh, y'all know this...Oh my lord, It's Kentwood!!

6. School: I have a tutor..he's really cute.. oh my god!!

7. Sex: I'm a virgin *giggles at Justin laying next to me in bed smoking a cigarette* I do not believe in sex before marriage "Ready for a 6th round, Brit?"-Justin

8. Birthday: December 2nd, 1981..

9. Astro Sign: Sagittarius

10. Siblings: Jamie Lynn and Brian

11. Pets: I have this cute li'l puppy my mom bought for me to take on tour..and then I have J!! He's sooo sweet.

12. Height: Um..not sure.. Nicole's doin this...she doesn't remember *giggles*

13. Eye Color: It's like brown..J loves my eyes..he compliments them when he's oops, nevermind...No sex before marriage right..hehe *begins to put hair in pigtails*

14.Hair length: Ask Fe..it changes when I add the extensions..it can be down my ass or up to the nape of my neck.

15. Do you find yourself attractive?
Like of course!! Who doesn't find Britney Spears attractive?? *giggles*

16. Do you think you are cute?
Oh my lordy...Of course!! I may be a bit of a tease and all but I'm all southern girl..all girls from the south are cute..but I'm the cutest..J tells me all the time...I can see it in his eyes when we're...oops, I did it again..nevermind..

17. Are you a porn star?
Joey didn't tell me what I was doing!! I didn't know! Oh and me and J have home videos...hehe...he's HUGE...but I wouldn't know..I just heard from Veronica of Innosense that he was..hehe

18. Shoe Size: You have to ask Fe this too...she buys my shoes...

***** ReLaTiOnsHiPs:

19. Do u have a boyfriend/Girlfriend?: Yeah, he's the one!

20. What is their name?: Y'all know him. Justin Timberlake!! I call him J though...he's so sweet and supportive..and most importantly the sex that we DON'T HAVE is AMAZING!!

21. Are you gay? What's that?

22. Who is/was your crush?: It was always J...even when we were little Mouseketeers

23. Where do you shop the most? Like, Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie..J gets a huge discount there..for like sleeping with 29473 of their employees.. American Eagle..and Justin's closet!!

24. Do you think your fashion is cool?
Like, duh..of course..I modeled for Tommy..hello! *braids pigtails*

25. Do you have any piercings?
My ears, my belly button...J wants me to pierce my tongue..he says it'll make oral sex for him very pleasing...I didn't know what he meant though..

26. If not, what do you want pierced?
Um...I dunno...*giggles and takes hair down*

27. Do you have a tattoo?
I'm getting "JU LOVES ONLY ME" tattooed on my behind....and I'm gonna flash it at my concerts to the little girls in the front row

*****The Extra Stuff:

28. Do you do drugs?
JC calls it head sugar....meant to sniff or something...hehe..he's such a funny cookie!!

29. Do you drink?
Drink...NO!! It was cranberry juice..

30. Who are your good friends?
I only have the 'NSYNC guys and Laura Lynne

31. Who is your best friend online?
What's online? Oh...it's J of course..he made my screen name..he checks my fan mail

32. What kind of Shampoo and conditioner do you use?
Herbal Essence...duh, and it's not because I have to say it....because I'm like their spokesperson or whatever...

33. Whats your fav. sport to watch?
Basketball, it seems to make J hornier after his favorite team wins..but no...we DO NOT have sex..

34. What are you most scared of?
Justin leaving me for Nicole..

35. How many phones in your house?
Which house?

36. How many TV's do you have in your house?
Um..*giggles* Which house?

37. What are you listening to right now?
J's serenading me with "This I Promise You" over the phone..in a sec, I'll beg him for phone sex and he'll say just get online..but I don't know how...

38. Who are you talking to right now?
J, I have nobody else to talk to but him Laura Lynne and Fe.

39. What time is it now?
Um, I'm not with the British time yet..but I think it's like 1 am at home..

40. Do you have your own phone line?
Of course..I have 934783 cell phones..'cause one gets stolen everyday.

41. What's your phone number?
Like, I can't give that out!! You're insane..hehe

42. Do you shave?
No, J paid for my electrolysis..just like he paid for my implants.

44. What clothes do u sleep in?
Ask J...he likes nothing..but I have to sleep in somethin...so I like sleep in a nude body suit..he loves it..

43. What car do u have?
It's just like J's Roadster..except it's like white..not a lot of backseat room.

44. Do you believe in Love?
When you're really comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And that's how me and J are. When we're in a room we don't have to say anything. It's for real...(Note from Editor: Britney really DID say this. Isn't that just the SWEETEST? *GaG*)

45. What do the voices tell you to do?
They aren't really gonna kill you, Brit.. eventually the threat letters will stop..and you have that restraining order against Nicole... so it'll be okay.

46. Who is the last person who called u?
Do I have to say it again!! Like, duh, Justin!!

47. Where do you want to get married?
In the parking lot of the KFC in Kentwood!!

48. If you could have 1 wish what would it be?
For everybody to just be happy..and like world peace "Was that good, Johnny?"

49. Who's the hottest guy/girl in your school?
Like, what is school? I have a tutor and I already said he was hot!!

50. If u could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I'd stop being such a goob!

51. Who do you really hate?
I like hate those people who make fun of me..and my singing.. I don't lip-sync! I just have my back-ups sing louder than me to hide the fact that I actually can't sing!! *giggles*

52. What are the ugliest names?
Oh, I hate the name Nicole, Michella, Illianna, Melanie, Kylie, Veronica, Nikki, Nicky, Tonya..and all the other girl's Justin's dated...

*****Favorite...

53. Color: baby blue and baby pink..like didn't ya know? all my stage costumes are in those 2 colors!!

54. Number: 12

55. Band or Group: 'N Sync...but J should go solo..he'd do so much better without them

56. Movie: Anything with my buddies, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Melissa Joan Hart..

57. Candy: look at my abs?? you think I eat candy? I don't eat anything to look like this..

58. Brand: I'm all about Abercrombie!!

59. Star Trek: What's a star trek?

60. Food: Um....crawfish in New Orleans..Red beans and rice, jambalaya..any southern food

61. Fast food Restaurant: I could eat at Wendy's forever

62. Girl Names: Britney, Jean, Justina, Justney

64. Nail polish color: I prefer French Manicure

65. Subject in school: I never went to a school long enough to learn a subject.

66. Good Number?: J's measurements

67. Radio Stations: any station that plays my music

68. CD or Tape: CD

69. Animal: Um....animal? "Johnny, what do I say?"-Britney "Say..um..oh no! You love..um..horses?" -Johnny...Yes, I love horses.

70. Store: Shirley's Adult Videos and More

71. Scent: Spears Splash...available online only

72. Ice Cream Flavor: Timberlake Cream...oops, nevermind again..hehe.

73. Teacher: my tutor.

74. Game (any): I like to tie Justy with ropes in hotel rooms..and spank him..asking him if he's a bad boy..but we NEVER have sex..

*****Have you ever...

76. Smoked?
Eww, gross..I had to on SNL though..It was nasty..but it's become an addiction..I even got J to do it

77. Drank?
All the time...but I'm supposed to say it's "cranberry juice."

78. Got drunk?
That night with the guys didn't happen...no matter what they say

79. Bungee Jumped?
I don't remember..what's a bungee?

80. Went movie hopping?
No but I went club hopping and I'm only 18!!! *giggles and flips hair*

81. Broke the law?
That night with J in Niagara Falls...hehe

82. Ran from the cops?
No, I pay cops to follow me..duh!

83. Stole Something?
of course not...well, I took someone's boyfriend...*giggles* but that's a someone not a something

84. Had a cold?
J catches my colds all the time...and he catches something else too..hehe

85. Tried to kill yourself?
I'm Britney Spears!! I'm a star!!

86. Made yourself throw up?
How do you think I dropped all this weight?

87. Gone skinny dipping?
Yup

88. Been In Love?
I think I'm in love now!! He's so amazing...

89. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?
I cried for my fans...made them think I had to cancel a show due to a sickness..I had really promised J I'd go to one of his shows...*giggles*

*****What first comes to mind?

90. Red: *blank stare*

91. Cow: milk

92. Pig: *blank stare*

93. Rubber: Noooo, J...without it!! It feels soooo much better.

94. Socks: *blank stare*

95. Mirror: I sing a song about a girl in a mirror

*****Which is worse?

96. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie? Who are they?

97. Barfing on your date or date barfing on you? Date barfing on me

98. Eating moldy cheese or rotten milk? *blank stare*

99. Have your Tonsils or appendix removed? What are those?

*****This Or That?

100. Croutons or dressing? both..

101. Shampoo or Conditioner? Herbal Essences only.

102. Nike or Adidas? Um...*blank stare*

103. Fave song lyrics: Any song by me and my baby, J...are my favorite song lyrics...

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