Surely your hair looks unhealthy
Your extensions are so fake
And no it don�t look good
You're talentless it�s killing me
(And I) I must confess you sing off key
(Sing off key) Can�t hit the right notes in any line
Why do you whine?
You should practice overtime
Oh Britney baby
It�s time that you told the truth
I�m datin� Julie not you no more
Oh Britney baby
Please tell us it isn�t true
You just made another score
Britney, Julie�s waitin� for me
We both wonder if you�re an inbred
No one knows
Your ugliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I want you to leave
(Want you to leave) Go marry your cousin
Oh Britney baby
Oh, oh, oh
Oh Britney baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh Britney baby
I think you�re a sleazy hoe
Oh Britney baby
There�s something wrong with your toe...
I must confess
That your slutiness
Is killing me now
Don�t you know breast implants are bad?
And look at you now
You�re size double E
Now you look like Pamela Lee!
Your slutiness is killing me
(And I) I must confess you�re such a sleaze
(You�re such a sleaze) If anyone saw you they would go blind
Here�s my advice
Midol works so try it sometime
*No, we have nothing against Britney. We just though this was funny. Thank you.*