Oh Britney Baby
By: Amanda ([email protected])
Sung to the tune of "Baby One More Time" By Britney Spears
As sung by: JRT Bitch
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Oh Britney baby
I think you're a sleazy hoe
Without any talent
Oh Britney baby
There's somethin' wrong with your toe
It's bigger than this planet

Surely your hair looks unhealthy
Your extensions are so fake
And no it don�t look good

You're talentless it�s killing me
(And I) I must confess you sing off key
(Sing off key) Can�t hit the right notes in any line
Why do you whine?
You should practice overtime

Oh Britney baby
It�s time that you told the truth
I�m datin� Julie not you no more
Oh Britney baby
Please tell us it isn�t true
You just made another score

Britney, Julie�s waitin� for me
We both wonder if you�re an inbred
No one knows

Your ugliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I want you to leave
(Want you to leave) Go marry your cousin

Oh Britney baby
Oh, oh, oh
Oh Britney baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh Britney baby
I think you�re a sleazy hoe
Oh Britney baby
There�s something wrong with your toe...

I must confess
That your slutiness
Is killing me now
Don�t you know breast implants are bad?
And look at you now
You�re size double E
Now you look like Pamela Lee!

Your slutiness is killing me
(And I) I must confess you�re such a sleaze
(You�re such a sleaze) If anyone saw you they would go blind
Here�s my advice
Midol works so try it sometime

*No, we have nothing against Britney. We just though this was funny. Thank you.*

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