Britney Poser: Part 2
LuvsDrewLachey: Are you Britney Spears?
Brit Brit2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Exactly what it sounds like retard.. are you Britney Spears? Your obviously not, but its always fun to ask, right?
LuvsDrewLachey: Are you the singer "Britney Spears"?
Brit Brit2: WHY DO YOU ASK?
LuvsDrewLachey: I am just wondering, are you?
Brit Brit2: MAYBE Usually "maybe" means "yes" so your saying you ARE Brit? Right? Am I getting all this?
LuvsDrewLachey: Like OMG OMG, can I please talk to you??? Nikki's just the little teenybopper today, isn't she? LoL.
Brit Brit2: DONT TELL ANYONE Aww, but why?! I wanted to run and tell all my friends as SOON as possible!
LuvsDrewLachey: Ok, I will not. Can I ask you some Qs?Sure, she won't tell anybody, she'll just broadcast it on the internet.. fair enough?
Brit Brit2: SURE
LuvsDrewLachey: Ok thanx.. Do you go out with Justin Timberlake?
LuvsDrewLachey: Hello????
Brit Brit 2: I DON'T IF I SHOULD SAY HOW DO I KNOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU CAN I GET TO KNOW YOU FIRST One, long, run on sentence.. Didn't mommy ever teach you how to type, Brit?
LuvsDrewLachey: Sure
LuvsDrewLachey: Well, I will not say anything to anyone..
LuvsDrewLachey: :)
Brit Brit2: HOW OLD ARE YOU ? None of yo' business BITCH!
LuvsDrewLachey: I am 15
Brit Brit2: WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I see Brit's a stalker now, how nice.
LuvsDrewLachey: PA.
Brit Brit2: WHY DO YOU THINK I AM BRITNEY? Oh, we know your not Britney, we just wanted to make fun of you, thats all.
LuvsDrewLachey: I don't know..
LuvsDrewLachey: Thats why I was asking..
Brit Brit2: I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT? OR DO YOU ASK EVERYONE?
LuvsDrewLachey: Well, look at your sn.
Brit Brit2: WHAT ABOUT IT?
LuvsDrewLachey: It kinda makes people believe that.
Brit Brit2: SO YOU LOVE DREW LACHEY
LuvsDrewLachey: Yes I do !!!!
LuvsDrewLachey: So, are you Britney?
Brit Brit2: I CANT SAY You, my friend, are a retard. Thank you and goodnight.
LuvsDrewLachey: Well, can I still ask you Qs?
Brit Brit2: OK
LuvsDrewLachey: Does "Brit" go out with Justin?
Brit Brit2: JUSTIN IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND Sure, and Joey isn't a Pimp Daddy. Tell me another one, smart guy.
LuvsDrewLachey: ok, did "Brit" get a boob job?
Brit Brit2: NO You LIE!! LIAR!! DOWN WITH YOU! BITCH WILL DIE!
LuvsDrewLachey: Ok, but there are pics before and after..
Brit Brit2: BRIT GREW UP Yeah, like in the time span of 2 weeks.. riiiight.
LuvsDrewLachey: Ummm.. ok, why does "Brit" have her cousin in her videos as her boyfriend?
Brit Brit2: WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM?
LuvsDrewLachey: Her cuz, Chad, is in her "Baby One More Time" and "Sometimes" videos.
Brit Brit2: HOW DID YOU BECOME WITH THIS INFORMATION? HAHAHAHAHA..WHAT THE FUCK??!! Hey, Brit, that made absolutely NO sense.. so next time, don't even bother trying to sound smart.. mmmk?
LuvsDrewLachey: Well, lets just say news is my life.
Brit Brit2: OH REALLY?
LuvsDrewLachey: Yes
LuvsDrewLachey: Anyways.. why does "Brit" come out with a whip on stage?
Brit Brit2: ITS PART OF HER ACT SHE LOVES TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS Yeah.. but a whip?? What's she planning on doing with THAT? Whipping one of her gay ass dancers if they don't get the moves right?
LuvsDrewLachey: Ok, why does she dress the way she does.. when she has girls looking up to her?
Brit Brit2: ITS PART OF AN ACT ITS ALL ABOUT SHOW BUISNESS
LuvsDrewLachey: Yes, but she does it when she is not on stage too..
Brit Brit2: WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?
LuvsDrewLachey: She dresses a little to old for her age..
Brit Brit2: SHES 18 YRS OLD SHE IS IN THE SPOTLIGHT RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU BASHING BRIT? Maybe we are.. do you have a problem with that? Whatchu gonna do about it? Huh?? HUH?!
LuvsDrewLachey: No, I am asking you Qs..
Brit Brit2: OK THATS COOL Like you were gonna do something anyways.. HA!
LuvsDrewLachey: So, why is Britney moving near Prince Wills when she lives with Justin?
LuvsDrewLachey: Ummm.. Ok, I guess you don't want to talk.. bye Brit..
Brit Brit2: BRIT DOES NOT LIVE WITH JUSTIN Well, I never would've thought..
LuvsDrewLachey: Yes she does, they just got a 1.5 mil.$$ house.
Brit Brit2: THATS A RUMOR
LuvsDrewLachey: Oh, and tell Brit that I am sorry that the Prince dumped her.. Nikki just loves to rub some salt into those wounds.. hahaha.
Brit Brit2: THE HOUSE WAS BOUGHT BUT NOT FOR BRIT AND JUSTIN
LuvsDrewLachey: Umm ok, why does Brit change the title of her CD soo many times? I mean.. who else ever did that
Brit Brit2: SOMETHING DIFFERENT
LuvsDrewLachey: Yea.. but so many times? I don't get that..
Brit Brit2: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT Probably because you don't know the first thing about what your talking about.. that COULD be it!
LuvsDrewLachey: Ok..
Brit Brit2: I BETTER GO BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY AND GO TO WORK ON SOME THINGS
LuvsDrewLachey: Well Brit.. it has been fun.. but I have to go.
LuvsDrewLachey: Bye
Brit Brit2: BYE SWEETIE Bye Honey!! *gag*