Act III Scene V

Land of the Lost

MacDonald :

I know we must be getting near

Let's set up camp here.

Itz getting late und I am tired

I vish a guide you had hired

I need no guide to judge the land

I know it like the back of my hand

Zis iz vere I zink ve linger

zee, it iz my middle vinger

Why you overbearing lummox

I should chop you in MacNuggets

Gentlemen, let's not be cruel

Always study hard in school

Let this be your final warning

We'll find the right way in the morning

Vrom me you vill not hear a peep

I am going to go to zleep

You are right MacMayer I realize

I think I should go and apologize

Did you see where he went at all?

He's leaning against that castle wall

See there he is upon the ground

I think MacFudd is who we've found

His castle gates ahead are barred

But we're in luck! I know the guard

MacDonald why you silly goose

Your friends you must introduce

MacCheese, MacMayer; MacMayer, MacCheese

There is something I must ask you please

Certainly, anything for you old stud

We wish to speak to Lord MacFudd

Do not make fun of the way he talks

He will throw you in the docks

You see he is a bit of a gurgler

He rants about some ham-burgler

Then please my friend, lead us in

You see we have a war to win

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