Act II Scene V

So how did you sleep?

MacDavis :

Did you call out just now at all?

I thought I heard a ghostly call

I heard nothing from the hall

MacDavis :

It sounded like "I buried Paul"

Then a woman screamed you murder sleep

How could you, would you with a sheep?

And then again, I heard that cold m'am

say "You will like green eggs and ham"

Stop this cowardly refrain

Have you been in the port again?

[Enter MacDonald]

I am sorry my host, that I disturb

All these castle doors are quite absurd

I can't seem to find my room all right

And I've been wandering all the night

Of all your troubles that's the least

the sun is rising in the East

Break Fast with us there is turkey and stuffin'

I think I'll have an Egg MacMuffin

What of the King has he arisen?

I think he's in the bathroom whizzin'

He's been in there since half past three

And I've had to wait to take a pee

Now I need to take a plotz

but my colon's tied in knots

I did not need to hear that stuff

but the King's been in there long enough

I fear that there is something wrong

I warn you don't laugh at his schlong

[ MacDonald breaks down door ]

Now what did he do that for?

I'll make you pay for that door.

E-I-E-I-O, I scream

what a horrid ghastly dream

The king has very bloody collars

And he still owes me fifty dollars!

Do you understand what I said

our loyal king Dunkin is dead

and God save our wretched souls

His heart is full of Donut-holes

Death to those who did these deed

I must defend that royal steed

And prove my worthiness as King

Hey! watch it where you point that thing..... [Dies]

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