Simon Pennington Pickard
A legend in his own lunchbreak
Northern wastelands, UK

Simon appears to bumble along in his own world, seeming to come out of most sticky situations on top (or at least half way up, anyway). Whether this is entirely planned or a quirk of fate is a question yet to be answered. Could go either way at the moment; more as it appears.
Simon's panic tidyup before his parents arrive. The next stage involved a large sheet and a 'Do Not Touch' label. Yes, it's a broom


Simon demonstrates his skill levels as a rally driver. Not WRC standard yet then, Simon?

Quite how he missed the "Long Drop of Terror", "Metal Trailer of Inestimable Damage" and "Short DropToCertainDeath" remains a mystery to this day.

Hmm, it didn't feel this steep when I had my eyes open...


Check the wheel balance with a proprietary machine after every incident Two white flashes in your mirror means 'excessive speed'


No kanagroos were harmed in the production of this photo. Rolf Harris? Bizarre.



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