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My Dawgs |
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Do you like pie? I bet you do! In fact I'd be willing to bet you LOVE pie!! But thats all good. Here are my boyz, my women, my DAWGS!! |
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First and MOST IMPORTANTLY I wanna give my SPECIAL GIRL a Holla! She is the one who knows whats the dilly on makin' a guy feel like a MAN!! I am of course talking about - heart goes thump thump - my girl Amy!! *and the crowd goes wild* Yes ladies, Big John Stud is a taken man, but don't fret, although you'll never find a guy as cool, or sexy, or just plain witty as me, you might one day come close!! Maybe....As for my honnie Amy, she's already hooked up with the mack daddy of all men, me! And boy am I glad I gots her!! she is one HOT MOTHER!! And I really mean hot, she makes them big solar flares seem like wimpy candle flames!! HOTT!! |
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AMY!!! |
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My next shout out goes to my brotha, my hommie, my pimpin boy!! Yes ladies and gentlemen I am talking about John aka The Phantom!! He is my pimpin counterpart. This mother has got my back. I know this home skillet will back me up! Cause the boyz in the hood are always hard, come talkin that sheet....well you know. And there ain't no-sheet talkin when we be walkin, so you betta respect or you'll get decked |
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JOHNNY |
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CASH!!! |
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Brotha what! Yeah my boy Matt M. gots the knowledge ya heard! We be the ghetto brothas since first grade! He has good taste in vehicles. Not that anyone could deny that Ford is the best brand, and the Ranger is the best truck EVER. But he also recognizes that 87-88 Rangers with dents and rust make for the most pimpin'est vehicles alive!! Although his truck has a way to go before it can compare with the 285,000+ miles on my Ranger, it is well on its way to proving its worthiness as a MANS truck! |
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MATT!!! |
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Now come on you think I forgot about you....Christine? Ok if you aren't Christine, then I did forget, hehe. This girls been my bud since I can remember! She gotz the boyz in the hood all jumpin for a piece of that. I gotta give her credit, even a master pimp like me could take a few lessons! I think she has some kind of obbsesion over Dan's short shorts, but can you blame her? I gotsta thank her though, she's got my pimpin back. Even when she tries to get me busted! That girl is quite the freak, and I mean of the cool freak variety, not the hard ass freak category! |
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HEY ZEUS!! |
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Can you see the light? Then you MUST go back to the HOMEPAGE!! |
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