| The Questions |
| 1) The index of this webpage of love is www.geocities.com/jsa1234, who is my favorite lab instructor? A. Bill Nye the Science Guy B. Ogie Stewart C. I fail to see what a lab instructor has to do with the URL D. John doesn't go to lab 2) What is my favorite nickname? A. Big John Stud B. Arby C. Grease D. Anything that Power Puff wants it to be. 3) What is my favorite cartoon show? A. The Simpsons B. Sailor Moon C. South Park D. Hong Kong Fuey 4) I've refered to my '64 in which I go jockin tha bitches and slappin tha: A. Back Side of my head B. Hoes C. living daylights out of Dan D. whole way home. 5) My Ford Ranger is: A. The coolest thing in the world B. The Pimp-Mobile C. A rust bucket not worth spitting on D. worth more than Dan's life 6) The Man Show has what at the end of every episode? A. The credits B. Beer Bonging men - near BJS quality C. Girls Jumping on Trampolines D. The Man Show has nothing to do with this Survey 7) Power Puff has: A. Back B. A ghetto booty C. got to be the luckiest person for knowing BJS D. to do with smoking pot 8) Sears is the good life at a great: A. distance from JCPenny B. similarity to my webpage of love C. store D. price 9) The recent poll determined who was sexiest: A. Big John Stud B. LiL Bow Wow C. Sarah Jessica Parker D. Power Puff 10) BJS's Ranger has how many miles? A. 290 B. 30000 C. 290000 D. 350000 11) Who was the first person to sign my guestbook? A) Myself B) Cracker C) Power Puff D) Ogie Stewart |
| The Answers |
| 1) A::5 Not quite, but Bill Nys is boss!! B::10 Damn Straight!!! C::1 One point for being dumb D::0 You are dumb 2) A::10 Damn Straight!!! B::4 I suppose that will do C::0 Bite me D::6 Cause thats the way it is!! 3) A::6 That is a quality show B::10 Damn Straight!!! C::5 I like Pie D::0 I'm not talking to you 4) A::0 Are you sick? B::10 Damn Straight!!! C::5 Sounds like fun D::2 Loser 5) A::7 It sure is B::10 Damn Straight!!! C::-5 Yeah MINUS 5 points!!! D::4 Tis True 6) A::2 Are you a woman? B::4 ZIGGY ZOGGY!! C::10 Damn Straight!!! D::0 Thats it go home 7) A::5 Close BUTT no cigar B::10 Damn Straight!!! C::6 How true D::0 Dude for real man.... 8) A::0 Sears is way out of thier league B::3 You don't deserve 3 points C::1 No Dan you are wrong D::10 Damn Straight!!! 9) A::9 Dude I should of won B::0 Don't make me ralph C::1 Not even on the poll D::10 Damn Straight!!! 10) A::-5 Thats right another minus 5 B::0 As if C::10 Damn Straight D::6 Thanks for thinking it possible 11) A::0 No I'm not that lame B::1 She at least signed it C::5 Close she was second D::5 No fool it was Luke!! Ok everybody, you all get 5 points added on just because you checked out my Worthyness test!! Now look to the left to see where you rank, then post your score on my Message Board of Love!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! |
| Ok this part takes a little love! On the left are the original questions. On the right are the amout of point given to the available answers. ALSO for added love and fun, I've added a quick witty comment to go with the answers. Boy howdy the world must really be thankful to have me!! ON TO THE ANSWERS!! |
| 101 to 105 ::: Wow thats freaking amazing you deserve a cookie and maybe a night with Power Puff!! 51 to 100 ::: Congratulations you are worthy of being a BJS fan HUZZAH and HORRAY 21 to 50 ::: Well keep working on it, maybe one day you will be worthy -5 to 20 ::: You are the scum of the Earth, You know nothing, You look like Dan |
| Ok off to my HOMEPAGE!! |