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Huzzah I have an update!! Yes not just any update, but one with The never ending adventures of Ghetto Man! AND, I even added a couple Jokes. I'll take a bow while you enjoy my wonderous web site of LOVE!
Sailor Moon says, go look at the new sailor moon page silly!! GO NOW!
Ahh yes ain't that freash? Man do I have the hook up for you today!! Not only did I add more wonderous jokes to my Comedy Collection, but I also surged more gorgeous pictures of Gwen into your life!! I tell you, I must be some kind of Super John!
Hey hey, wanna good laugh? No no even better than lookin in a mirror! I'm talking about my new Comedy Collection! Come check out some of the funniest sheet I have to offer!!
Gather around boys and girls because there is now one place you can go to get truely high quality story time action. Yes I now have, Story Time with Sailor Moon!!
I am sorry everyone for being so ghetto slow on an update-n-sheet, but for those of you who don't know, Calc 2 really sucks. FEAR NOT I shall have an update soon REAL SOON and it will gratify all your cosmic make up dreams!!
And he comes to the world with his big dong. Yes Ghetto Man met the wonderful Jimmy Bigdong.
Now you can get the help you need! We all get caught up in the bliss on my webpage and I have set up some things you can do to help you through it! Just join J.E.R.K.S. This is the first of many forums I will hold in hope of informing people of the subjects that ails us as a society. After reading this deep subject be sure to post YOUR thoughts on my Message Board of Love!
Due to popular demand I have expanded my shout outs!! Come see if you were among those lucky enough to be added!! If not , maybe you should email me and suck up to my greatness. I mean it couldn't hurt!! So go check ou Tha Dawgs!!
Never fear Ghetto Man is here!! A new tale of the phat rhymin hip cat we all love is ready for your enjoyment!! Come see Ghetto Man in his latest adventure, Ghetto Man vs. Mini-Van
Wow, three updates in one week, you must feel pretty special! Without further ado I present to you...*dramatic pause*...THE MESSAGE BOARD OF LOVE!!
Now don't go off expecting me to update this wonderous web palace daily, but I did! Now you too can enjoy the magnificent body and comments of the one and only GWEN STEFFANI!! So don't delay, you too can enjoy her blissful body today!!
The world has come together to recognize a new super hero among us. A super hero that cares not for the petty powers of the police. He destroys his musically deficiant foes with his Phat raps-rhymes. He is the one, the only GHETTO MAN!! He grooves by day and fights crimes by night. Come see all the wild adventures of Ghetto Man as he pimps his way through the rough streets of Michigan! So go now and enjoy The Never Ending Adventures of Ghetto Man!
HORRAY!!! The time has come. As it was foretold many times before. A great man from a great land shall sweep the nation with his website of pleasure. And now on the eve of June the website that we waited so patiently for is done. SO ENTER NOW!! Endulge in my joyous web site of humor and love, yes LOVE. Plus when your mom walks in on you, it won't be porn on your monitor for once!
Don't worry honnies my site is almost ready!! Then the pure bliss of all that is me will be shared with the world. And what a glorious day it will be! People from all over the land will celebrate in the vast joy that my LOVE PALACE will bring!! Or maybe I could get REAL lucky and host PORN!! Well only time will tell MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And so the story begins! Yes my web site is almost ready to be unveiled for the world to see. I predict that within hours of the grand opening of my site there will be a sweeping erge flowing over the planet for peace and love! And when I say love, I am of course reffering to the latest craze I like to refer to as "John is the Man". So hold tight people, My site is nearing a point where you can experience the joy that is me!