Once upon a time I was driving down the road in my six four just jockin' tha bitches and slappin' tha hoes, when I pulled up to this red light. Its like a nice day out and I got this hot guy in here named Pimp Daddy (BJS). We were waiting at the light when he look at me and asked why the EFF I put my hair into meatballs. So I told him to go...and stop being mean! We looked over and there was my really really good friend Sailor Jupiter. I asked her if she wanted to get in the car, but I guess she was going out for a nice swim soon. I know I could of gone for a swim at that point cause it was pretty hot out! Oh yeah a soothing swim would be tits, I could call all my girls out and we could strut around in our bathing suits!! So I figure I might as well goto the beach and enjoy the day some too. Oh yeah the five of us in tight bathing suits sipping on cocktails. I would wear a skimpy two piece and put one of those flowers in my hair to set off the occation. I would like that a whole lot. But get this boys and girls, on the way into the beach a police officer asks for my ID. I tried telling him that I am Sailor Moon champion of justice! He just laughed at me and asked for my ID. I guess you have to be a little older to go on this beach - showing off your bathing suit would be a good description... So thanks to this dang po' po' I got the big shaft on a really nice day out!
Now the moral of this story is if an opportunity comes up to goto a nudist beach, TAKE IT. Hey I know I have your attention now! Come back next time and hear more stroies from me! Sailor Moon Says Bye Bye!
