Once upon a time there was this little boy who walked around with his fro waiving in the air very joyfull of his new toy he got from the local army surplus store. While the little boy was walking down the street admiring and polishing his new cutting utencil a grumble came into his little tummy. HEY PIPE DOWN YOU!! He scowled at his noisy belly. But like the borg cubes he so admires it just couldn't be defeated. Now he needed some kind of food to satisfy this wild and churning gut. DAMN IT WHERES SOME FOOD TO SATISFY MY WILD AND CHURNING GUT, he said aloud. But hark what was ahead of our innocent little tike? A middle aged balding man with an exceptionally large tie. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND ASSWIPE? He rudely barked. The man leaned over to the little boy and wispered under his protruding mustache and equally protruding nose, I have exactly what you need right here, a yummy chocolate bar and a thirst quenching carbonated beverage. DID YOU SAY CARBONATED? GIVE ME THAT DILLWAD!! Now boys and girls we all know not to take food or drink from strangers, right? Well this little boy took the drink and downed it in two seconds flat, what he didn't know is that the candy bar was laced with the date rape drug. The man leaned back over to the thurst quenched little boy and told him to take the chocolate as well. BITE ME BUTT MUNCH I GOT MY DRINK SO BUG OFF!! He then ran toward the nearest vending machine to get more cafenated beverages.
Now the moral of this story is if you are offered candy and drinks from a complete stranger, don't take it. Hey are you paying attention to me!! Don't make me pimp slap you! Damn Straight. Sailor Moon Says Bye Bye!
