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Dad: Welcome back
Roger: Ahhh. What the- Dad what are you doing. You freaked me out man. Good lord.
Dad: Where ya been?
Roger: I told you I was going to Sam's place.
Dad: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Roger: Yes I do. It twelve-thirty.
Dad: Well you can tell time too. I'm almost proud. What have you been doing?
Roger: What? Why?
Dad: Just curious.
Roger: We watched a movie and went to eat.
Dad: Right right. In that order?
Roger: Yes dad in that order.
Dad: Alright.
Roger: Why? Are ya checking up on me dad? Did you have the hounds out looking for me?
Dad: Just about. Your mom is worried sick.
Roger: It's only midnight.
Dad: Go to your room.
Roger: What? I don't believe this. I can't go to my room. You and mom are staying in it.
Dad: Well go to the bathroom then. You sleep in the bathtub tonight boy.
Roger: Whatever. I prefer the couch.
Dad: I guess I'll go back to bed now. If the police show up tell them Stan says it was a false alarm. Rebel.
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