| REAL LIFE INSTANT MESSAGES (IM'S) I say real life cause people would think these were made up. But you know how you have a conversation with someone in an IM and they say the stupdiest thing you ever heard. Or you just have a 10 minute converstaion with a horny Indian. Well, finally, there's a place where great comedy gold can call "home". |
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| Date: 11/7/2004 From: Bill To: Jason (Me) I was online talking to my girlfriend Felicia when my friend Bill came online. He was rather "toasted" if you will. And as you see, he had some difficulty reading the keyboard. Oh, and you may need a translator. "Bill's Drunk!!!" |
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| Date: 11/8/2004 From: April To: Jason (Me) I went on a rant about people's nicknames and April came up with an interesting one for me. "Nicknames" |
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| Date: Various From: mayuree_31 To: Me, but not the real Me. Ok, this one needs a long explaination. It all started around 2001 or 2002 and one night I was online talking to Bill and he's known for pretending to be other people and trying to trick me. So on this particular night, he tells me "brb" and he leaves. About five minutes later, I get a PM from "mayuree_31" saying hello. I say hi back and this person just starts talking in the most broken english you've ever read. And she was just saying all kinds of weird things like snakes was getting into her home and attacking her family and her boyfriend in Oklahoma wouldn't talk to her. Oh, I forgot to mention she says she's from Thailand. So I'm thinking this is a weird big joke from Bill and he finally comes back and I ask him "Dude, please tell me you are this "mayuree_31" person" and he says no, so he starts PM'ing her. After a few days, I got so aggrivated with her that I ignored her, as did Bill. But recently he started talking to her again, as did I. But I went under an alas and just left her offline messages. Here are a few choice samples. Oh and Bill has tons of conversations saved with her so expect those later. "Mayuree_31-Yes, This Person Really Exists" |
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| Mayuree_31 vs The Masked Interviewer I decided to spruce up this IM page with a regular thing. And since this Mayuree chick doesn't respond to me anymore, I figured I'd asked The Masked Interviewer to work his charm on her. Let's see what happens! |
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| Submitted by Bill. This guy IM'd Bill and Bill thought it was his friend Dave playing a joke on him. We can only hope it is. Enjoy the "Girl Homie" part of the conversation! |
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| Another conversation between Bill and the crackin yo hood fella. Turns out this isn't Dave. That's just sad. Anyway, this conversation is rather adult orientated, so viewer discrestion is advised. Now I present to you, "Big Boobs & Whipped Cream" |
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| Someone asked on a Bjork message board who all the Bjork fans would like to see Bjork collaberate with. When Felicia told me this, I rattled off a list. It kinda pissed her off. But I thought it was funny. Who Would You Like To see Bjork Work With? (And what is the Funky Bunch doing now-a-days?) |