| Q: What Can You Tell Us About Yourself? A: My name is Jason Soto, as of this writing I am 26 years old and I am dating the hottest woman on the face of the planet named Felicia, so hot that if you look at her you're gonna get immediately jealous of me. I live in Gary, Indiana, originally from East Chicago, Indiana. Since then though I bounced around from Hammond, Whiting, and even the South Side of Chicago. I work at McDonalds, which means I serve assholes almost every day and I work with a few annoying ghetto people. My best friend is Bill Szany, who also has his own website which is in my links page you should check it out and tell him that Large Marge sent ya. I also have a few other friends like Adam and Jim and Dave and Sailor Moon...no wait, scratch that last one. Anything else? Q: What is your favorite TV Show(s)? A: Damn fine question. Anyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed with Mystery Science Theater 3000. But I have other shows I'm obsessed with as well. Like Late Night with Conan O'Brien, South Park, Monk, Twin Peaks, 24, Lost, Doctor Who, Psyche, The Office, and My Name is Earl. Q: What about your favorite movie(s)? A: Now that is hard to answer. If I had to pick just a few that are really kick ass, I'd go with Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Billy Madison, The Big Lebowski (Shut the fuck up, Donny!), Fight Club, Clerks 2, Snakes on a Plane, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Clue!, Dirty Work, Four Rooms, Waiting..., Team America, (Notice I don't have any drama's yet?), anything by Alfred Hitchcock (there.), and Buffalo '66. I also like sci-fi, especially movies having to do with time travel, so if the movie features time travel, most likely I like it. Q: What Type of Computer Do You Use? A Dell my great Father purchased for me in December of 04. He kicks ass! (My dad, not the computer. But the computer does kick ass too.) Q: What can you tell us about this website? A: I run a B-movie website, but I thought it'd be fun to have another site to post things that I think, do, say, or wish to do. So I thought I'd create one and Violet!!! Here we are. www.billszany.com names my site as "The most interesting and entertaining site after www.homestarrunner.com" which is quite a compliment. And J.D Powers & Associates name my site the number 1 SUV, which is pretty cool also. Q: Do you write everything featured on this site? A: Yes, with the exception of Mary Knows Everything Etc. Page. She's in charge of that. I'm just hosting it here. Q: What's up with the "Stuff O'The Update"? A: Well, pretend it's called "Stuff Of The Day" but I probably won't get around to updating this site every day. So whenever I update the site, I'll change "The Stuff". Q: Can you explain "The Stuff"? A: Sure. The day I update I'll post the Wikipedia article on things that occured that day. The Youtube Video is gonna be favorite videos I find on Youtube. The "Oh! The Japanity!" thing is odd bits of things I find regarding Japan, it's culture, or it's people. And since they're pervs, most likely it'll be porno related. Ok, that is all the time I got. I gotta get to my tanning appointment. Thanks. |
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