Duffer News…  Week #15, August 16th
also available at….  www.geocities.com/jrsduffer/


IN THIS ISSUE…


Former Duffer needs our HELP
FunNite #3
Attendance
Skin Game
Handicaps
Larry Lahiff’s Skin Game
 
LEAGUE INFO…

Recap…
Tuesday, August 16th was the fifteenth official week of the DUFFERS 2005 season.   What a wonderful evening it was at Creekwood C.C.!  Sunny blue skies, light breeze, and 80 degrees, if you missed last night, you really missed one of the nicest nights we’ve had in a long while.  This week’s attendance was light but as expected this time of year. We had 37 of 47 members (79%) and 4 guests make their way to the tee box.  Member weekly attendance for the year has fallen to a disappointing 87%, while total attendance, including guests and make-up rounds is 94%.  


Former Duffer needs our HELP…
Former Duffer member, Dan Pulice needs our help.  Last winter Dan was in a terrible automobile accident that left him in a wheel chair, on a ventilator, and with brain damage.  Dan’s health insurance is running out and his medical bills are mounting.  To assist Dan and his family there will be a fundraiser dinner / raffle Saturday September 10th at St. Clarence pavilion.  Price is approximately $55 and includes a buffet dinner, beer, wine, music, door prizes, and a $1000 raffle.  If you would like to attend the dinner / raffle or would like more detailed information about the dinner or Dan’s condition, see Stanny, he has a flier that goes into greater detail. 

I suggest that the Duffer Golf League assist Dan, our former member, by donating a portion of this year PRIZE POOL to help him defray his medical bills.  I propose that we contribute $300, which would be approximately 20% of this year’s Final Outing Prize Pool.  Give me your thoughts on the matter, if I don’t get too many dissenting opinions, I will go ahead and make the donation prior to the fundraiser.


FunNite #3…
is scheduled (weather permitting) for next week, August 23rd.  The format will be a 4-man scramble (you pick the teams).  Pat has hinted that he has a special twist in store for us this time around!


HANDICAPS, points and skin totals…
are adjusted weekly!  Check out how yours has changed by going to the 05 REPORT section of the Duffer web page.


MAKE-UP ROUNDS
reported for last week…
Larry Lahiff
Scott Wickham
 
MEMBERS WHO MISSED Wk. #14
Kevin Anderson
Pat Anderson II
Mike Bartell
Wayne Cerney
Art Deiderich
Dave Gedeon
Dale Mercer
Mike Milam
Brian Pfeil
Rob Sibley
REMEMBER… you have just one week to play make-up rounds.  You must play the same side that the league was originally scheduled to play.  Turn your scorecards into a Creekwood Clubhouse Counter Staff Member, asking them to place it in the Duffer File, or give it to me on Tuesday.
 


Skin News…

Our Skin Committee members are: Wayne Reisinger, Pete White, Dave Gedeon, Mike Milam, and Mark Hodgson.  If you have any suggestions or ideas about how the Skin Game can be run more efficiently please see one of them or myself.
 
SKIN RESULTS for Wk #15…
we had 35 out of the 37 players (95%) in the game for a pot of  $170…
Those wimps not playing were…
Mike Baker
Joe Kayfes
Come on guys, join in the fun, it’s just like the lottery; ‘you can’t win if you don’t play’!


Tuesday’s Skins…
Low Net (30) – Greg Randolph – $34 – played his way back into the Championship Tournament after missing 3 weeks however he must now maintain 100% attendance for the remainder of the season to avoid the CONSOLATION Tournament.

Pin #4 – Mark Hodgson – $34

Pin #7 – Scott Wickham – $34

Two Skins were out at $34 each…
#4 – birdie – Randy Dudinsky
#8 – birdie – Dave Haeberlie
Tradition dictates that the winners buy you a drink, or be heckled miserably!

NOTE… PLEASE DON’T PREMATURELY CIRCLE YOUR BIRDIES ON THE SKIN SHEET!  It’s a pretty television graphic presentation BUT it makes it VERY DIFFICULT to see the TRUE SKINS!


MORON’S CORNER… (Formerly JETHRO CIPHERS)
This is the spot where I will highlight (low light) the SPECIAL skills of Duffers and their simplistic mathematic disabilities.

46-9 = 37 NOT 35 – Dan Stanik – Pat does a better ciphering job for you Dan!

A
friendly REMINDER…
Stay out of this column by taking a minute or two and check that the scorer in your foursome wasn’t a MORON too!



LARRY LAHIFF'S SKIN GAMES…
are a great way to   s t r e t c h   the summer holiday weekends and play a round of golf with friends at one of the areas FINEST golf courses.  Because of the success of Larry’s last Skin Game, he has scheduled another event.

Friday September 2, again at Eagle Creek Golf Course, Norwalk.
 
Everyone is welcome to attend. The first tee time is 9:30.
See Larry for further details or if you have any questions.


'Till Tuesday,

John Stanbrook (Stanny)
Duffer League Treasurer and Secretary
440-871-7821


 

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