Duffer News… Week #1, May 3rd
IN THIS ISSUE…
The
2005 season FINALLY starts
New Members
Attendance
Skin Game
Moron’s Corner
LEAGUE INFO…
Recap…
Tuesday, May 3rd was the first official week of the DUFFERS 2005
season. The weather was much better
than last weeks rain storm but it was still cloudy and a bit nippy. It’s nice to get the practice rounds
finished and begin the regular weekly season.
To those of you who have been making it a habit of teeing off early, I would
like to remind you the official league tee time is 4:41! Please understand that Creekwood GC and
its employees are extending you the courtesy of teeing off early. In the event that another league starts
before us or the golf course is busy with open play, you, as a league member,
contracted to tee off beginning at 4:41, will be required to wait and play at
our regularly scheduled time. Please remember that it’s a privilege for
you to be teeing off early and treat the counter staff and starters with
respect!
Attendance was poor with only 36 of 50 members (72%) and 0 guests making their way
to the tee box. Member attendance
for the year is 72%, while total attendance, including guests and make-up
rounds is also a disappointing 72%.
NEW MEMBERS
Kevin Anderson
Pat Anderson III
Scott Anderson
Frank Bago
Ted Barrows
Wayne Cerney
Paul Chichester
Bill Hathaway
Tom Melbar
Gregg Randolf
Gerry Rapp
Paul Scott
Scott Wickham
Please join me in
welcoming them all to the Duffers.
Introduce yourselves, buy them a beer, teach them the Duffer ways, and
do whatever you can to make them feel welcome.
DUES remain $100 and are now
past due
Members who
owe…
Ted
Barrows
Wayne Cerney
Art Deiderich – habitually late
Mike Falcone
Dave Haeberlie
Mark Hodgson – habitually late
Bob Kosky – habitually late
John Maar – habitually late
Gerry Rapp
Rob Sibley – habitually late
Anthony Silva
Pete White – habitually late
Get your dues paid and enjoy all the benefits of Duffer Membership! Entry into the Skin Game AND 100% of the
WEEKLY POINTS you should have earned!
MAKE-UP ROUNDS reported for last week…
since this is Wk#1 no scores were accepted.
MEMBERS WHO MISSED Wk #1
Scott Anderson
Ted Barrows
Wayne Cerney
Art Deiderich
Mike Falcone – any know if this guy’s really going to be playing
Dave Gedeon
Donny Griffith – was afraid to play without his buddy being there
Dave Haeberlie
John Maar
Dale Mercer
Brian Pfeil
Tony
Silva – any know if this guy’s really going to be playing
John Stanbrook (Stanny) – illness
Skin News…
SKIN
RESULTS for Wk #1…
we only had 28 out of the 36 players (78%) in the game
for a pot of $140
Low Net (30) – Todd Cramer - $28
Pin #12 – Denny Gedeon – $28
Pin #17
– Mickey Lima – $28
Three Skins were out @ $18 each…
#11 – eagle – Todd Cramer
#14 – birdie – Mark Sustarsic
#18 – birdie – Mark Sustarsic
#13 – birdie – Paul Chichester - but he neglected to get into the game
#15 – birdie – Tom Melbar – oh, he wasn’t in the Skin Game either! You think they will learn?
Tradition
dictates that they buy you a drink, or be heckled miserably!
NOTE… PLEASE DON’T PREMATURELY CIRCLE YOUR BIRDIES ON THE SKIN SHEET! It’s a pretty television graphic
presentation BUT it makes it VERY DIFFICULT to see the TRUE SKINS!
MORON’S
CORNER… (Formerly JETHRO CIPHERS)
This is the spot where I will highlight (low light) the SPECIAL skills
of Duffers and their simplistic mathematic disabilities.
5+7+4+5+7+8+7+3+5 = 51 not 50 – Rob Sibley
57-17 = 40 not blank – Kevin Anderson
37 – 1 = 36 not blank – Pat Anderson II
43 – 0 = 43 not blank – Frank Bago
45 – 4 = 41 not blank – Patrick Keaton
42 – 0 = 42 not blank – Gerry Rapp
53 – 10 = 43 not blank – Dan Stanik
a friendly REMINDER…
Stay out of this column by taking a minute or two and check that the
scorer in your foursome wasn’t a MORON too!
LARRY LAHIFF'S SKIN GAMES…
are a great way to s t r e t c
h the summer holiday weekends and
play a round of golf with friends at some of the areas FINEST golf courses.
Friday May 27, @ Eagle Creek Golf Course, Norwalk.
Friday July 1, also @ Eagle Creek Golf Course, Norwalk.
Everyone is welcome to attend. The first tee time is 9:30.
See Larry for further details or if you have any questions.
'Till Tuesday,
John Stanbrook (Stanny)
Duffer League Treasurer and Secretary
440-871-7821