Duffer News…  Week #7, June 22nd


IN THIS ISSUE…

Knock Down #2 will be held next Tuesday June 29th.
Attendance
Handicaps
Skin Results
Moron’s Corner
Larry Lahiff’s Skin Games


LEAGUE INFO…
 
Recap…
Tuesday, June 22nd was the seventh play date of the DUFFERS 2004 season.  The weather was perfect!  It was 78 degrees and sunny with a pleasant breeze blowing from the northwest, followed by a magnificent sunset.  Creekwood Country Club has finally started to dry up and last night was by far the nicest evening we have had this year, yet ATTENDANCE CONTINUES TO BE DISAPPOINTING!  We had only 36 of 44 members (82%) and 5 guests make their way to the tee box.  Member attendance for the year is an inadequate 86%, while total attendance, including guests and make-up rounds, has dropped to a tolerable 95%.



Handicaps…
are now being adjusted weekly.  Check out your latest revised handicap on the weekly Skin Sheet or by clicking the REPORT link on the website.


Fun Night #2
is scheduled for July 13th (weather permitting).  See your Fun Night Committee members Pat Anderson, Bill Pfeil, Brian Pfeil, or Dale Sandvick if you have any ideas, comments or questions.


MAKE-UP ROUNDS reported for last week…
Roger Boone
 
MEMBERS WHO MISSED Wk #7…
Bill Bunevich
Dale Mercer
Mike Milam
Jerry Pochatek
Alan Prock
Rob Sibley
Bruce Straslicka
Scott White
REMEMBER
, you have one week to play make-up rounds.  You must play the same side that the league was originally scheduled to play.  Turn your scorecards into a Creekwood Clubhouse Counter Staff Member, asking them to place it in the Duffer File, or give it to me on Tuesday.

 
SKIN RESULTS for Wk #7…
We had 36 players for a pot of  $180

Low Net (29) – John Jankura - $18
Low Net (29) – Bob Martin - $18
Pin #12 – Bob Martin - $36

Pin #17 – Dave Gedeon - $36

FOUR Skins were out @ $18 each…
#10 – birdie – Bob Martin – Bob birdied the 1st 5 holes and shot 33 gross
#12 – birdie – Bob Martin
#17 – birdie – Dave Gedeon
#18 – birdie – Roger Boone – finally got a new guy into the game
Congratulate the winners next time you see them.
Tradition dictates that they buy you a drink, or be heckled miserably!
NOTE… PLEASE DON’T PREMATURELY CIRCLE YOUR BIRDIES ON THE SKIN SHEET!  It makes it VERY DIFFICULT to see the TRUE SKINS!


MORON’S CORNER… (Formerly JETHRO CIPHERS)
This is the spot where I will highlight (low light) the SPECIAL skills of Duffers and their simplistic mathematic disabilities.

4+5+3+4+4+6+6+4+3 = 39 not 41… Roger Boone… should morons be awarded skin money?
5+6+5+7+7+6+6+3+5 = 50 not 51… Ken Kalish…  both played in the same foursome
a friendly REMINDER…
Stay out of this column by taking a minute or two and check that the scorer in your foursome wasn’t a MORON too!

 
LARRY LAHIFF'S SKIN GAMES…
are a great way to   s t r e t c h   the summer holiday weekends and play a round of golf with friends at some of the areas FINEST golf courses.

Friday July 2, @ Eagle Creek Golf Course, Norwalk.
Friday September 3, @ Roses Run

Everyone is welcome to attend. The first tee time is 9:30.
See Larry for further details or if you have any questions.



'Till Tuesday,

John Stanbrook (Stanny)
Duffer League Treasurer and Secretary
440-871-7821


 

Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1