Duffer News…  for Wk #1, May 4th


IN THIS ISSUE…

The 2004 season FINALLY starts
Attendance
New Members
Dues
Skin Results
Moron’s Corner
Larry Lahiff’s Skin Games
Creekwood Day


LEAGUE INFO…

 
Recap…
Tuesday, May 4th was the official, albeit delayed, start of the DUFFERS 2004 season.   Finally the weather was nice enough to get a decent turnout!  At only 58 degrees, it felt rather cool, bet the sun was shining, the fairways were thick and healthy, and the greens were rolling FAST and TRUE.  It was good to see our established Duffers, mingling with, and getting to know the many new members who have joined us this year.  This week, we had 41 of 47 members (87%) and 2 guests make it to the tee box.  I hope everyone enjoyed himself and had at least a few good shots.  Member attendance for the year is 87%, while total attendance, including guests and make-up rounds, is 91%.

 
 
NEW MEMBERS

Roger Boone
Bill Bunevich – returns after being missed last year
Randy Dudinsky
Zack Hodgson – yet another member of the Ebright Gang
Ken Kalish

Franklin Law

Bob Martin
Alex Martinez – owner / operator of Alex’s Restaurant in N. Olmsted and past Duffer
Dale Mercer – another returning former member
Alan and Tony Prock
Jeff Stiles
Ken White
Scott White – able to join this season after being a guest numerous times in past years
Please join me in welcoming them all to the Duffers.  Introduce yourselves, buy them a beer, teach them the Duffer ways, and do whatever you can to make them feel welcome.


MEMBERS WHO MISSED Wk#1 …
Pat Anderson
BatMan – someone told me that he’s been sick
Randy Dudinsky – vacation

Dennis Gedeon – turkey hunting

John Maar – missing in action

Brian Pfeil.
REMEMBER you have one week to play make-up rounds.  You must play the same side that the league was originally scheduled to play.  Turn your scorecards into a Creekwood Clubhouse Counter Staff Member, asking them to place it in the Duffer File, or give it to me on Tuesday.

 
DUES remain $100 and are now past due
Members who owe…

Pat Anderson
BatMan
Bill Bunevich
Art Deiderich
Randy Dudinsky
Denny Gedeon
Joe Kayfes
Rick Kayfes
Bob Kosky
Franklin Law
Mickey Lima
Bob Martin
Alan Prock
Tony Prock
Rob Sibley
Jeff Stiles
Get current and receive 100% of the Weekly Net Tournament POINTS you are entitled to.


SKIN RESULTS for Wk #1…
We had 38 players for a pot of  $190

Low Net (27) – Paul Ebright - $38
Pin #4 - Todd Cramer - $38
Pin #7 – Bruce Straslicka - $38

THREE Skins were out @ $25 each…
#6 – birdie – Bob Kosky – must have had two good shots into that wind -  (garnished)
#8 – birdie – Bob Martin – (garnished and put towards DUES)
#9 – birdie – Jerry Pochatek
Congratulate the winners next time you see them.
Tradition dictates that they buy you a drink, or be heckled miserably!


MORON’S CORNER… (Formerly JETHRO CIPHERS)
This is the spot where I will highlight (low light) the SPECIAL skills of Duffers and their simplistic mathematic disabilities.

6+8+7+6+7+7+5+9+9 = 64 not 63…  Zack Hodgson
7+7+6+7+8+5+5+7+7 = 59 not 57…  Alex Martinez
5+5+6+3+5+5+3+3+6 = 41 not 42…  Bob Martin

45-11 = 34 not BLANK…  Dave Haeberlie
48-13 = 35 not BLANK…  Bob Kosky

Stay out of this column by taking a minute or two and check that the scorer in your foursome wasn’t a MORON too!


LARRY LAHIFF'S SKIN GAMES…
are a great way to   s t r e t c h   the summer holiday weekends and play a round of golf with friends at some of the areas FINEST golf courses.

Friday May 28, @ HawksNest
Friday July 2 @ Eagle Creek Golf Course, Norwalk.
Friday September 3 @ Roses Run

Everyone is welcome to attend. The first tee time is 9:30.
See Larry for further details or if you have any questions.


Creekwood Day…

Is scheduled for Saturday June 19th.  It’s a great way to celebrate summers arrival and party with your friends at Creekwood.  I believe a PIG ROAST is on the menu once again.  See Amy, in the clubhouse, for details. 


'Till Tuesday,

John Stanbrook (Stanny)
Duffer League Treasurer and Secretary
440-871-7821

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