TROUTABOUT TRILOGY
              FEATURING: Things we like to do, Blackbeard, and Panhandler

Things we Like to do
Words: Jaime and Randy
Meaning: Ha, this was one of the first songs written by Jaime for LTW.  Was written on the 2000 Chronic Fatigue Tour to be funny and punk about drinking beer and smoking weed.  Take it literally or whatever, but it is super simple, and the song clocks in at under a minute, so whatever.

Beer's my favorite drink
Makes me shudder when I think
What I would do, without my brew
I haven't the slightest clue
And weed's my favorite herb
I think it's real superb
And I'm not shy, and I won't lie,
That I wanna get fucking high, so if you

Smoke the weed, and kill the brew
I'd have to say this song's for you
THINGS WE LIKE TO DO! THINGS WE LIKE TO DO!   x2

Bionic green buddha, skunk ganja and cheeba
mowie wowie cannibis homegrown and lebanon
groove weed and doobage thai method and herbage
dank and chronic so lets take another hit yeah!

Blackbeard
Words: Randy
Meaning: This is a song I wrote while I was baked.  I just started singing about a punk hating pirate, its meaning is unknown to me.

Old mr. Blackbeard he was on the sea one night
he saw some punks and he wanted to fight
He wanted their money and he wanted their loot
he wanted their ladies cause they were so cute
so he sailed across their starboard and told them to surrender
and if they didn't listen thier ship he would take
But they didn't listen no they dont give a shit, no they don't give a shit, don't give shit!

Oh poor mr blackbeard why did you come to take our loot?
oh poor mr blackbeard why did you come to take out ladies who are cute?

So he jumped up on the starboard and he drew his sword,
but the punk weren't afraid so they drew theirs too
They stabbed him in the liver and they poked him in the eye,
now he'll surely die, now he'll surely die

Oh poor mr. Blackbeard you wanted our loot but we didn't know why
oh poor mr blackbeard now you are surely going to die

DIE! DIE! x2


Panhandler
Words: Randy
Meaning: I was once asked by a bum if i would donate some money to him.  He said he wasn't going to lie to me and that he was going to buy beer with it.  I figured that was as good of a reason as any so I gave him a couple bucks.  It just so happened that Johnny Funstopper was walking buy and the bum had to give me my money back.  I wasn't 21 so i went and bought him some cigs, he was happy, I think I made his day.  I wrote this song for all the bums who spend all their "hard earned" money on beer, cigarettes, and drugs instead of food.  Best of luck to all the hobos!

Hey buddy can you spare a dime, I haven't eaten in quite some time
in fact I haven't eaten for almost a week but I have had plenty of that alcoholic drink

So tell all your freinds I'm taking donations (oi, oi)
Tell them i'll be here all day and night (oi, oi)
Just a little bit more and i'll have neough for a coors (oi, oi)
Then everything will be alright

I don't need bread and I don't need no meat
but a pack of cigs and a beer would be sweet
just a little bit more is all i need then maybe I can buy a bag of weed  






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