| TOO DRIVE TO DRUNK Words: Jaime and Randy Meaning: When we made our first shirt, we found this cool-ass pic of a car going off a cliff, and it looked like something a drunk driver would do. Too drive to drunk is a neat way of saying "Too drunk to drive," like if someone was really, really drunk was saying it. I sit at the hive, feeling like I'm gonna puke watching my heroes Luke and Bo Duke I thought that I'd stop at 15 shots But with a case in the fridge, I think I better not Drunker than a skunker I'm too drive to drunk I've had too much to drink who would have thunk Drunker than a skunker I'm too drive to drunk With no one to take me home, I guess I'm outta luck I.....I I'm TOO DRIVE TO DRUNK! TOO DRIVE TO DRUNK! x2 I like to get belligerent, fucking unintelligent And when you hear me talking, then you know I'm fucking incompetent Too drink to drive or too drive to drunk What did I just say? I think I'm fucked up NOW Chorus Solo Chorus |