In the Event that I'm Crazy...
This is another one-shot DeG fic that I'm dedicating to Myaku-chan! This is for her because she told my crush that I liked him without ruining everybody's frienship! ^__^ And the pairing is ShinyaXTotchi again since she wants them both alive this time. ^___~ Oh well!
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"If you want to take this phone survey: press one. If you don't want to take this phone survey: press two." BEEP! "Thank you for declining this phone survey! Please take it the next time we call you. Thank you and good night." He hangs up the phone and sighs and mumbles, "Another stupid phone call that I shouldn't have answered." He slumps in his chair.
There he is! Right over there at the end of this long hallway, which isn't actually too long I'm just fooling myself because I want to seem like I'll take a while to get there because I'm too shy to actually just run up to him and tell him everything that I've been wanting to tell him over the last few years because if he rejects me now and our relationship is totally ruined then there would have been no point whatsoever telling him my secret which I've hid from everyone for so long. He's standing there, alone, and looking out the window and this is my chance to finally tell him what I have to tell him! I run towards him, but I forgot that the hallway isn't that long in reality and that the distance between us wasn't too short and that I didn't have to run so fast in order to end up-
SLAM! THUD! "Toshi-!" BLAM! SPLAT! "-ya..." I pick myself off my love and yell, "Oh my sweet Shinya! How could I have slammed into you and bring us both down onto the floor!? Did I hurt you, scar you, bump you, crush you, blemish you, harm you-"
"Toshiya!" Shinya bonks me on the head. "That hurt!" I look at him with teary eyes. I can see the tears swelling. Damn it, everyone in the band knows that I'm a VERY WET Japanese... WHY would he HURT me like THAT?? He isn't being CONSIDERATE of my FEELINGS for him, IS he!? But then again, how would he know my feelings since I've been hiding this secret from him for years and years and years and I've never told him for years and years and years and the whole reason that I'm here today, crashing into him is because I want to tell him that secret that I've been hiding from him for years and years and years in a way which will hopefully not ruin our wonderful relationship which has been going on for years and years and years and maybe we'll actually-
"Toshiya, what are you babbling about?" Shinya looks questionate and I have no clue what he's talking about. "What's all this talk about 'years and years and years'?" I gasp in horror and shock! HE KNOWS! I MUST HAVE SAID ALL THE CRAP OUT LOUD!!!
"Yeah, Toshiya you did say a whole lot out loud, but ne, what's that 'years and years and years' secret? Are you going to tell me since we've been friends for years and years and years?" I fumble a bit, stuttering over my own words:
"Well, you see... if you... it's like - well, you know how it is, but anyway... I wanted to.. ummm you know..." I sigh when I realize that I can't make out the words. I hold up the sign I prepared in advance just in case this happened. "Huh? What's this?" Shinya begins to read:
"In the event that I'm crazy, kick me in the balls? Toshiya, what's this all about?" He looks at me confused and I blush and hold up the sign to hide my face and say, "Just read it!"
"Okay, here it goes... In the event that I'm crazy, kick me in the balls. In the event that I'm dreaming, pinch me in the butt. In the event that I'm starving, feed me. In the event that I'm not making sense... kiss me?" Shinya looks at me with a confused look in his eyes. "In the event that I can't tell you that I... love..." Shinya looks at me, not knowing what to do. He looks back to the sign. "In the event that I can't tell you that I love you, PRESS ONE!?!"
He kisses me! He kisses me! HE KISSES ME!
"Sorry Toshiya, that made no sense." He smiles.
And ever since then, we've had quite a happy relationship.