Pick Me Up

Dir en Grey was sitting around the tour bus, bored. They had a good 2 hours until the reached their destination and were all bored out of their minds.

Toshiya: *has a thought* Let's see how many pick up lines we can come up with and if they will work!

the rest of DeG: *blinks at him and shrugs; they have nothing better to do*

Die: *looks at everyone* So who's gonna start?

Kaoru: *shrug* Toshiya should. It was his idea.

Toshiya: Ok then, I'll start.*thinks for a moment then walks up to Kyo and looks seductively into his eyes* Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

Kyo: *laughs* That's a good one, Totchi. I'll have to remember that.

Toshiya: *slightly dissapointed that his pick-up line didn't work* Kyo's turn.

Kyo: *blinks then looks right at Shinya* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Shinya: *rolls eyes* Great one, Kyo-chan.

Kyo: DON'T CALL ME KYO-CHAN!! >_<

Shinya: *rolls eyes again* Guess it's my turn, ne?

Kaoru: Yup.

Shinya: *looks at Die* Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.

the rest of DeG: O_O;;;;

Shinya: *agitated* Nani? You guys don't think I can be as hentai as you?

the rest of DeG: *nods*

Shinya: *grr* Die-kun, your turn.

Die: Ano... *looks around 'til his gaze settles on Kaoru* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Kaoru: *winks at Die* Just wait until we are alone, babe.

Die: *hentai grin*

Kaoru: Guess it's my turn. *to Toshiya* You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Toshiya: *giggle* Oh, yeah, baby.

Kaoru: Yeah, I'm a pimp.

Kyo: Ok, no more watching American rap videos for you!

Kaoru: >_<

Toshiya: *grins at Shinya* My name is Toshiya...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Shinya: *purrs* I LIKE you. *eyes Kyo* Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Kyo: Hell, yeah.

Shinya: *smirk*

Kyo: *looks at Die then looks down at his crotch* It's not just going to suck itself.

Die: Then I'm just gonna havta suck it, won't I?

Kyo: Yep! ^^

Die: *laughs* *to Kaoru* My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

the rest of DeG: *laughs*

Kaoru: Where did you hear that one?

Die: *shrug* Somewhere online.

Kaoru: *smiles seductively at Shinya* Hello, Cupid called, he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Shinya: That one's sweet! *swoons over Kaoru*

Kaoru: I rock. ^_^V

Kyo: *rolls eyes*

Bus Driver: We're here, minna.

Toshiya: *blinks* Wow... that took up more time than I thought it would.

the rest of DeG: *wonders where the time went*

They all played a wonderful, fanservice-filled concert that night; then after the concert they all met up in Kaoru's room for a mass orgy. And no one knows what happened in Kaoru's room except for DeG ...and Sarah and Kurara 'cause they had a camera hidden in the room to catch all the super-yaoi action. ^___^V

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