Pick Me Up
Dir en Grey was sitting around the tour bus, bored. They had a good 2 hours
until the reached their destination and were all bored out of their minds.
Toshiya: *has a thought* Let's see how many pick up lines we can come up with
and if they will work!
the rest of DeG: *blinks at him and shrugs; they have nothing better to do*
Die: *looks at everyone* So who's gonna start?
Kaoru: *shrug* Toshiya should. It was his idea.
Toshiya: Ok then, I'll start.*thinks for a moment then walks up to Kyo and
looks seductively into his eyes* Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your
heart.
Kyo: *laughs* That's a good one, Totchi. I'll have to remember that.
Toshiya: *slightly dissapointed that his pick-up line didn't work* Kyo's turn.
Kyo: *blinks then looks right at Shinya* I wish you were a Pony Carousel
outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Shinya: *rolls eyes* Great one, Kyo-chan.
Kyo: DON'T CALL ME KYO-CHAN!! >_<
Shinya: *rolls eyes again* Guess it's my turn, ne?
Kaoru: Yup.
Shinya: *looks at Die* Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk
about the first thing that POPS up.
the rest of DeG: O_O;;;;
Shinya: *agitated* Nani? You guys don't think I can be as hentai as you?
the rest of DeG: *nods*
Shinya: *grr* Die-kun, your turn.
Die: Ano... *looks around 'til his gaze settles on Kaoru* Wanna play army? I'll
lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Kaoru: *winks at Die* Just wait until we are alone, babe.
Die: *hentai grin*
Kaoru: Guess it's my turn. *to Toshiya* You've got 206 bones in your body, want
one more?
Toshiya: *giggle* Oh, yeah, baby.
Kaoru: Yeah, I'm a pimp.
Kyo: Ok, no more watching American rap videos for you!
Kaoru: >_<
Toshiya: *grins at Shinya* My name is Toshiya...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
Shinya: *purrs* I LIKE you. *eyes Kyo* Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Kyo: Hell, yeah.
Shinya: *smirk*
Kyo: *looks at Die then looks down at his crotch* It's not just going to suck
itself.
Die: Then I'm just gonna havta suck it, won't I?
Kyo: Yep! ^^
Die: *laughs* *to Kaoru* My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you
want to.
the rest of DeG: *laughs*
Kaoru: Where did you hear that one?
Die: *shrug* Somewhere online.
Kaoru: *smiles seductively at Shinya* Hello, Cupid called, he says to tell you
that he needs my heart back.
Shinya: That one's sweet! *swoons over Kaoru*
Kaoru: I rock. ^_^V
Kyo: *rolls eyes*
Bus Driver: We're here, minna.
Toshiya: *blinks* Wow... that took up more time than I thought it would.
the rest of DeG: *wonders where the time went*
They all played a wonderful, fanservice-filled concert that night; then after
the concert they all met up in Kaoru's room for a mass orgy. And no one knows
what happened in Kaoru's room except for DeG ...and Sarah and Kurara 'cause
they had a camera hidden in the room to catch all the super-yaoi action. ^___^V
*~OWARI~*