~Ashna~
Well These fics are obviously not on ff.net anymore. Soooo... Here they are somewhere else! Where I shall most likely not get reviews back. Ah well I can deal. UU
So um yeah. Here's chapter Ten of the great cute band saga... Does this count as a saga yet? It's kinda short for a saga... Kinda lacking in plot too...
Anyways.
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Part 10
Well it had finally happened. The goal was at last achived. Fan girls around the world were going to die with shock... Either that or become even more finaticly devoted.
What had happened you ask?
Kyo had become cute!
*Insert scary music.. Erm cute music here*
The room was a mess. Blankets were everywhere but the bed, toys(how they got in there no one knows) strewn about every surface. And on the bed were two tiny, very kawaii, jrockers. Kyo was face down on the mattress his fluffy blonde hair even more adorably tousled then normal. Arms and legs bent in weird cat like positions. Levin was curled up against Kyo's side using the blonde as a pillow, mouth wide open and a trail of drool trickling down his cheek.
"Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiii" Everyone cooed at the adorable sight.
"Jiro... How do we know Kyo believes he's cute? I mean... Doesn't he sleep all the time?" Mana asked frowning a bit and trying hard not to rush in and steal back his lebi lebi.
hide answered. "Can't you tell Mana? Normally trying to go in there and wake Kyo up would be a death trap. I bet you could go in there and he'd Thank you for waking him up!"
Everyone looked at each other. Looked at Kyo. Looked at each other. Looked at Kyo.
"Oh geez fine I'll do it myself. It's not like he can kill me again..." hide grumbled walking into the room.
"LEBI!!! KYO-CHAN!!! WAKEY WAKEY!!!!" hide yelled bouncing onto the bed and jumping around the sleep cuties.
"WAAAH!!!"Lebi screamed as the bouncing dropped him off the side of the bed.
Kyo was instantly wake and blinked as hide stopped jumping and plopped down in front of him.
"Mornin Kyo-CHAAAAAAN!!!" hide cheerfully said in a manner that surely would have him killed...again had Kyo been himself.
"Oh mornin' hide. Why is Lebi lebi on the floor?"Kyo half yawned crawling to the side of the bed.
"Lebi lebi why are you on the floor. People sleep on BEDS." Kyo grinned helping his new found friend climb back on.
"HEEHEE yeah. Thanks you Kyo-chan!"Levin cried over joyed at being helped and hugged Kyo' neck.
"No problem Lebi lebi!" Kyo grinned hugging Levin back.
Jaws hit the floor and eyes bludged as the notoriously scary Kyo began jumping on the bed with hide and Levin. Jiro recovered first and began laughing miniacly. His plan WOULD suceed!!
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Of course he just had to deal with the headache of possesing the ultimate weapon. A kawaii and friendly Kyo.
"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
The loud giggle yell deamnd of Izam, Levin, Kyo, hide and Ren for "Sugah" as they called it was beginning to drive Jiro mad. All he had for company was Mana and That can NOT be called sane company. The blue obsessed guitarist hadn't been able to get Near Levin since Kyo joined the world of cute. He was quite depressed and almost back to his old ways.
"It's so unfair! What does Kyo have that I don't!!!"Mana wailed as the chanting continued.
Jiro shrugged half trying to block everything out so he could concintrate on last minute details of the concert that night.
"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
"I dunno Mana. I think it's because they seem to be kindred spirits now that Kyo realises he's cute."
"but it's SO unfair! I want my Lebi lebi back!"
"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
"Then why not do something about it?"
"But what can I DO? Everytime I try hide or Kyo or even Ren takes him back! *Sob sob sob*"
"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
Jiro sighed and slammed back five asprin.
"I don't CARE what you do as long as you SHUT THEM UP!!!"
"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
"Why not take both Levin And kyo? It's not like they don't both equal each other in the cute catagory!"
"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
Mana stopped the fake crying..(what cry for real and ruin his make-up?) and looked over at the chanting chibi's.
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"SUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAHSUGAH!!!!"
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O_O!!!!!
Mana jumped up and swirled into the bouncing sugah campain.
"LEBILEBI!!! KYO-CHAN!! I love you BOTH!!! *____*"
O_O Eep!
"GYYY-AAAAH!!!! Kyo it's the scawy pwetty lady!!!"
"KI-YAH!!! She IS scawy!"
Both Kyo and Levin tried to run but to no avail. Mana scooped one u in each arm and carried them off to be pampered. hide, ren and Izam watched the trio go sadly.
"There goes our fun!" Izam pouted stamping his platform clad foot.
"Yeah... T__T" Ren & hide.
"GOOD!!! NOW YOU CAN PRACTICE!!!!" Jiro thundered from his desk.
The three eeped and ran to their instruments or music scores to finish practicing. Hide gave Jiro a sour look and XP~~~~ at him while he wasn't looking. Ren saw and giggled.
"What? He's almost as bad as Yoshiki! Worse because I can't distract Jiro like I could Yo-chan! *Hentai grin*"
Ren= ???O_o???
^^;;
"Never mind Ren..."
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In that whole creepy other dimension place.... You know the voices... Feeding the cat. Those guys! ^^
.... Hello?....
Are you here?
.....
Your always bugging me about being on time and youuu don't show up typical!
Guess it's just me and you huh Usagi?
=^^= Nyao?
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Lalala... ne~ boku wa yoru no hajikko ni ite mou kimi ga umaku mienai yo...
YOU BROUGHT YOUR CAT!!!!
=^^=;; nyao?
I got lonely! TT
UU;;
*big puppy dog eyes*
Fine it can stay... DAMN I forgot what I was going to say!
Oh.. Well I'll just go then! Usagi's hungry.
No WAIT! I just... Aw forget it..
...
Someone please remind me why I'm friend with him still?? ^^;;
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Yeah short chapter as always. Can you guess who the entities are yet? I gave a few hints with the song lyrics there and the cat. Guess people guess! I'll... Send you a cookie! I WILL if you guess right and review! ANYONE who guesses right and reviews. I NEED reviews! *Cries*
To be continued
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