Here's a weird fic. Inspiration? Jiro is too kawaii for GLAY cuz the rest are all ugly. *Gets bombarded by old vegetables by GLAY fans* itaiiiii....
Um I do not own any of the kawaii bishies I shall mention in this fic.
Warning!!! Complete silliness and stupidity ahead!!!
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Once upon a time there was a crazed fangirl who knew she was one. She had complete control over her insane crazed tendencies. Until she saw hide plushies. Then she squeals and buys them and carries one in her purse at all times, but that is another story.
Now of course being a crazed fangirl she had many powers. With the great mighty keyboard of displacing boredom she began to write the tale of how all the cute bishies ditched their bands and got together to form something too cute for words. Okay too cute to see in reality. THIS is that tale....
Jiro was sitting down waiting for band practice to end. Everyone was playing well today but something was bugging him. They were doing great in sales like always, so that wasn't it. None of the band members wern't getting along... Then it ocurred to him as he turned his head slightly and caught his reflection in the mirror.
*I am way too cute to be playing with these ugly people! Why did I ever join the band? I've got to leave........... Right now!*
Standing up Jiro packed away his guitar. The lead singer dude with the crocked teeth came up to him frowning.
"Jiro what are you doing? Practice doesn't end for another two hours." He asked.
Jiro closed his guitar case and stood up. By now everyone else was looking at him in confusion as well. With a kawaii smile, Jiro shrugged and began walking out of the building.
"I quit." he said simply.
"WHAT!?!?!" The guy with the cool blue hair but is still ugly exclaimed.
"I just realised I am way too cute and adorable to play with ugly people like you. Ja ne minna." And with that he left, leaving behind a very shocked GLAY.
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(A/N I have never written anything full of this much bull sh*t. LOL I'm having fun! Lalala time to screw around with more peoples lives!! And really no offence to GLAy fans. I'm an ignorant person who just doesn't like them. Forgive me my sins against them for I am evil.)
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Jiro instantly went home. Lying down on his bed he realised there were many other cute adorable JRockers who needed to come to the same conclusion he had. They were much too cute to waist their time with their ugly or non cute band mates.
Sitting up again he grabbed a piece of paper and pen. He wrote down all the names of cute JRockers he could think of. Then with a cute smile, because he is cute and can smile like that, he picked up the phone.
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The next day Jiro waited at a local park for the cutest person in Jrock and Pop combined. He was slightly worried about being in public. Someone was bound to recgonise his great cuteness from his days in GLAY.
"KONICHIWA JIRO-KUN!!!!" An extremely cute and adorable purple headed girl waved from far away.
Many young school girls instantly twirled around looking for the famous Jiro-san. Jiro eeped and hid behind a tree.
*What is he thinking? I said meet quietly...*
The kawaii bass player sighed as he heard the school girls see the person he was meeting instead.
"IZAM-SAMA!!!!" Shrieks filled the air and Jiro knew he had to save the girl like singer.
With a resigned sigh Jiro ran out from behind the tree and hoped Izam hadn't worn shoes he couldn't run in.
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Several hours later, two tired Jrocker stumbled into Jiro's apartment. Clothes ripped and torn by zealous fangirls both fashion oriented boys were feeling out of sorts.
Izam collapsed onto the couch with a sigh. Scratching at his now very dirty extensions he looked at Jiro expectantly.
"Sorry for getting us into that. I keep forgetting people know you much better then I. So what was it that you wanted to talk about?"
Jiro regained some of his energy and smiled. Sitting beside Izam he began to explain his plan. Izam listened to every word. At first sceptical he began to see the great wisdom of Jiro's words.
"I believe your right Jiro-san. We are too cute for our bands. I mean, A.O.I is kinda pretty but not cute by any means. Lets not get into Niy. I'll do it! I don't need them anyways. Only problem is... We need more then just us. And so many still believe their bands are good enough! It's terrible now that I think about it..." Izam said sounding concerned.
"Don't worry Izam I have an even greater plan! First of all we must get all those together who are cute! Then we tackle the greatest obstacle of cuteness everywhere!!! Once that has been secured and brought to our side.. Nothing can stop us!!!!" Jiro said smiling.
"You can't mean... But that's impossible!!!!" Izam gasped as he realised Jiro's great plan.
"Yes!!!It's not impossible! With the power of cuteness we WILL get KYO to admit he's cute and join our band!!! Nothing will stop us with him on our side!!!!" Jiro cried raising one first into the air.
Tears in his large, eye lash surrounded eyes Izam smiled believing every word Jiro said.
"Yes, nothing will stop us!"
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OMG that is the most pathetic fic I have ever written.
Now I need help here. Give me names of Kawaii Jrockers... I can't think of anymore!!!!R&R and if you want that CD get back to me! I will write more to this fic if anyone cares.
To Be Continued
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