Useful Work Phrases
Just for laughs-Do Not Really Say These Things!!

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to do everything my way.

You sound reasonable...time to up my medication.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

It may look like I'm not doing anything, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy!

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


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