Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:
11, 263 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachuesettes, Only The Kennedies Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce The "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; 15 Last Names
Louisana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campain
Maine:
Yes, It's Really Cold Here, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusettes:
Our Taxes Our Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Misquitos
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:
Home Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
One Word--Bankruptcy!
Go Away & Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A Motto?! I Got Your Motto Right Here!!!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Great Pets
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent..You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:
Where Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl: It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Really Not An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
NRA Certified
Utah:
Our Mountains Are Better Than Your Mountains
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Goverment Stiff & Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Home Of Nerds & Slackers
Washington D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconson:
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men & There's Not Much Else!
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