Say aloud, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put that in my mouth."
Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks wind.
Say aloud, "Man! This water is cold!"
Drop a marble and yell, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
Say aloud, "Hmm. I've never seen that color before."
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop something heavy into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
Say aloud, "Now how did that get there?"
Say aloud, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say aloud, "Interesting. More floaters than sinkers."
Drop a wad of toilet paper on the floor under the stall of your neighbor. Ask if they can "kick it back over to ya."
Say aloud, "I knew that toilet drain was too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
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